"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Best quotes in pickup

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Don't really know if this is off-topic or not, but there's a lot of great ones out there. I honestly think some of the greatest men who have ever lived exist in this business.

I'll start:

"To get a woman you have to risk losing her."

-Mystery

****ing truth right there, something to keep in mind before you approach!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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''Make the h0 says no''
 

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badboyjmm said:
''Make the h0 says no''
"Make the ho say no, then when she does, blow her brains out with a revolver"
-Gunwitch

"She was coming right for me!"
-Gunwitch
 

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Got this one from a fortune cookie

This one I found in a fortune cookie a few years ago.

"Winners visualize the rewords of success, and losers visualize the penalties of failure"

YoExGirlzN199@
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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YoExGirlzN199@ said:
This one I found in a fortune cookie a few years ago.

"Winners visualize the rewords of success, and losers visualize the penalties of failure"

YoExGirlzN199@
That's deep sh*t. I must be somewhere in the middle
 

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" I never speak about the size of my penis, because that would take too long" lol ;)

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