"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best Places for public sex?

Mr.Fantastic

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Hi there, I am meeting a chick tomorrow during the day, I know she is down to fvck but she can't make any other time. What are you guys recommendations for out of the way places to get a girls pants off when you are out with her? eg, public restrooms, parks etc.

I don't want to waste too much time here, I know she wants to bone and I wanna get to it. Perhaps I should arrange to meet her near her house?

Basically, I don't want to just come right out and actually say it, it doesn't work like that, but I wanna get my cocck in her mouth somewhere soon.

Its different during the night after a few beers, hell you can do it in the street (as long as the cops aint around) but places a girl might go for during the day??

Anyway, where have you guys successfully done girls on the move??
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Mr. Bond

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Changing rooms in clothing stores. Everybody gives you the look like "we know what you just did" when you leave, but it works out fine.
 

eaglez1177

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^hahaha

One of my friends once banged this chick out in a playground
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

rioku

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On a crowded Chinatown pavement (Crank).
In the middle of a racetrack, with the horses coming your way (Crank 2).

:up:
 

StefanLT

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Anywhere that is semi-private.

I've done bathrooms before. The best was at a mall in the stairwell, worked perfectly. Another was in another stairwell at another public building...

Hahah, it never occurred to me that stairwells have been so successful for me. Cool.
 
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