"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best Halloween Costumes for 2008

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I think im going to be steve urkel. Get the big glasses with the band around it lol. Get the suspenders also, long white socks,shoes. Im black n kinda light skin like him so it will work. Also I will have a big paper on my back stickered saying KICK ME LMAO.

Im thinking all of that will be funny but should I do that and wat should I put instead of KICK ME. I want a good reaction from the ladies and every1 to laugh or wateva.

Also should comedy costumes or peacocking be the best costumes to get a lot of girls and a lot of girls interactions?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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YoungSir4sho said:
I think im going to be steve urkel. Get the big glasses with the band around it lol. Get the suspenders also, long white socks,shoes. Im black n kinda light skin like him so it will work. Also I will have a big paper on my back stickered saying KICK ME LMAO.

Im thinking all of that will be funny but should I do that and wat should I put instead of KICK ME. I want a good reaction from the ladies and every1 to laugh or wateva.

Also should comedy costumes or peacocking be the best costumes to get a lot of girls and a lot of girls interactions?
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If you going to a party, just be aware that later on the night there will probably be some drunk idiots who will randomly start kicking you.

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Yea I realized that but im not going to put kick me no more n yea im going to a party with a couple of ppl from this site.


Im going to put Got Cheese? Lol urkel always said that lmao. Anyways wat are you guys dressing up
 
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Things you can put on your back:

-Did I do thaaaat?
-I'm wearing you dowwwwwwwwwn baby
-You know Family Matters... so bring your sister and lets party


I was thinking of going as Joe The Plumber but I don't have the supplies and I doubt I would get into the club with any metal plumbing tools
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Joe the Plumber. I got twin plungers in my belt and backwards hat with a guinea t that says "Joe" on it.
 
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Alright, I need help, which of these two costumes are better?

T.I.: White tee, aviators, rubber bands, hat ****ed to the side, court ordered ankle bracelet

King Solomon: Crown, cape, shirt that says "Let's go 1/2 on a baby"
 
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