"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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haha SC!!! I was wondering when someone would have brought that up....the only bad part about that which even thought it looks bad WILL sell is the whole 3 pack thing to get the full game.

Hey dont bust on Forza! Forza is pretty good even thought live has lots of little perverts that paint naked chicks on their cars or stupid weed plants but other then that it's a pretty good game...its nice to see the community forums and learn lots more about the way you should drive in real life.

I just played the Resident evil 5 and Fear 2 demo and I gotta say those game are pretty decent, the RE5 demo is pretty good more realistic the straight punch is pretty crazy due to the fact that chris can punch a 200+ pound guy back 10 feet with his bare fist.

The Fear demo was pretty good too, the graph's look good and the popup's of alma (Scared teh sh1t out of me) are pretty good the only bad part is the horizontal sensitivity is pretty slow so it takes ages to turn around to see who's shooting you from the back.

I cant wait to play Evolves on SC2!!! But other then those three games I havent really heard anything about any other games except hype hype hyep....and I kinda agree with mandibard with the whole hype thing...Sony hyped Haze like crazy and before the game came out everyone was saying it was a Halo killer then the game came out and poof gone.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Chrono Trigger. Perfect in all aspects.

In addition, to explain the phenomenon of amazing RPGs on super nintendo, its probably because they didnt have so much to rely on with graphics, and thus character development and story were much more important. Similarly to how japanese porno is very inventive(didlo bicycles, public tricks, well developed authentic emotion etc) due to having to censore actual penetration sections.
 

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j0n024 said:
haha SC!!! I was wondering when someone would have brought that up....the only bad part about that which even thought it looks bad WILL sell is the whole 3 pack thing to get the full game.

Hey dont bust on Forza! Forza is pretty good even thought live has lots of little perverts that paint naked chicks on their cars or stupid weed plants but other then that it's a pretty good game...its nice to see the community forums and learn lots more about the way you should drive in real life.

I just played the Resident evil 5 and Fear 2 demo and I gotta say those game are pretty decent, the RE5 demo is pretty good more realistic the straight punch is pretty crazy due to the fact that chris can punch a 200+ pound guy back 10 feet with his bare fist.

The Fear demo was pretty good too, the graph's look good and the popup's of alma (Scared teh sh1t out of me) are pretty good the only bad part is the horizontal sensitivity is pretty slow so it takes ages to turn around to see who's shooting you from the back.

I cant wait to play Evolves on SC2!!! But other then those three games I havent really heard anything about any other games except hype hype hyep....and I kinda agree with mandibard with the whole hype thing...Sony hyped Haze like crazy and before the game came out everyone was saying it was a Halo killer then the game came out and poof gone.
Sony has hyped many games, but Haze was not one of them. I honestly can't remember Haze being hyped ever.
 

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no dude, best game ever is counter-strike 1.6/cz
second is ssbm melee (NOT FVCKING BRAWL)
 

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Crazy Asian said:
no dude, best game ever is counter-strike 1.6/cz
second is ssbm melee (NOT FVCKING BRAWL)
CS is not without its problems: http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/review/R71892.html
In short: the money system rewards the successful team and punishes the less successful one, the round based gameplay creates boredom among spectators, gameplay is objective driven only in theory and in reality is just a deathmatch.

Having played both cs and tfc for hundreds of hours, i suggest you try the latter too, you may take a fancy to it as I did :eek: . Or Fortress Forever/TF2 on source engine.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Last 2 years:

Real Time Strategy = Dawn of War / Company of Heroes
First Person Shooter = Team Fortress 2
Single player Role Playing Game = Fallout 3

But the best game ever created for a computer will always be Sytem Shock. its over 15 years old but still has the best story. At the time it was the MOST inovative game to be developed for computer gaming.
 

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Killzone 2 demo is up. You need a European PSN account. If you don't have one its easy to make one. The game looks really good. From the demo the A.I. is pretty damn good. The weapons and movement have weight to them. Only problem is the demo is short.
 

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Cry For Love said:
CS is not without its problems: http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/review/R71892.html
In short: the money system rewards the successful team and punishes the less successful one, the round based gameplay creates boredom among spectators, gameplay is objective driven only in theory and in reality is just a deathmatch.

Having played both cs and tfc for hundreds of hours, i suggest you try the latter too, you may take a fancy to it as I did :eek: . Or Fortress Forever/TF2 on source engine.
I too played both for awhile, and while i prefer TFC, i don't think the Money system is that bad for CS.

It stands to my own personal reason that the less successful team has to try harder, use less resources to get the same job done. When a fully armored CT with a semi-auto sniper rifle gets taken down by an unarmored T with a deagle or USP, that builds skills for the less well equipped gamer. It's not as clear and tidy as the communist system. (can't think of a better way to say it) but i find that it forces anyone who wants to play (and admit it, CS is a multiplayer game with no single player elements so anyone playing WANTS to play) to get better.

This is how you get the maniacs who can snipe from across teh map with a deagle and end up getting called haxors for their well developed skills.
 

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If you're going to play or infrom online, buy an xe102. I have one that I split between my laptop an my xbox and it works perfectly for both. Gaming online one way or the other without interupting your eithernet at this point is awesome. I don't get paid by netgear nor do I care about their success.

Primarilay why I'm posting is because It will work for you the user hands down and cost you 80 dollars total. It's the best way to game online without a PC.
 
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