best friend slammed my g/f

[Glycerine2]

can't believe this. my best friend I've known for 18 years was screwing my g/f. my other friend told me and at first I thought it was total bs. but later that week I went to my best friend's house and peaked in through the window and sure enough, they were screwing. i cant even describe what I was feeling. her car was always at his house, which i thought was pretty strange considering she told me she was hanging with her g/fs. what I find even more strange is why they didn't attempt to hide it better. anway, it doesn't matter. I'm beyond pissed... waaaay beyond. they can both go to hell. see ya later guys. off to egg my girlfriend's car and tell my best friend to **** off and never talk to me again.

 

[Inquire]

that sucks, i hope u egg it good.

 

[Unregistered]

Don't talk to either of them ever again.

 

[Glycerine2]

the thing is, neither of them know I know yet.

somebody's gonna die.

 

[Unregistered]

I hope you're joking.

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by Glycerine2
off to egg my girlfriend's car and tell my best friend to **** off and never talk to me again.

That's massively juvenile. The least you could do would be to visit Wal-Mart, buy a pack of deer urine from the sporting goods section and pour it in the air intake grille near the base of her windshield - the smell will never, ever go away. May as well buy 2 packs while you're at it.

 

[Glycerine2]

LOL, that's a good idea Diablo, thanks.

And yes I was joking. but man an I upset.

 

[stalluproar]

Try to hold restraint in this situation. I know this whole situation is messing with you emotions. Sit down and relax for a second. Is it really worth it to stoop to his level? I have never had this happen to me before, but I've had conflicts with best friends before with other stuff. It is best to assertively say he just lost you as a friend and move on. Don't dwell on what happened. Don't hang out with him or her again. Just move on. It will be for the better. Also find other women to date and don't look back.

 

[syncmaster]

Wow - i thought that kinda shyt only happened in movies. Sorry buddy - that really sucks. Best of luck dealing w/ it. The girl you can replace - the friend... thats another story.

 

[Sweetcheeks]

Please don't do anything you'll regret later

I am assuming that you, like myself, are not a criminal and cannot afford a criminal record. A good number of murders that occur in North America are crimes of passion provoked by situations much like yours. A few moments of rage can change the path of your life forever.

The best thing to do would be just to confront them seperately.

Get straight to the point, and sever all ties as neatly as possible.

Don't try to guilt them or make them feel bad. They won't, and you'll just feel more miserable for wasting the energy and effort.

They are clearly pieces of ****e and don't deserve any further consideration.

I used to have a training partner that works as an enforcer (thug) for a local gang boss. He CAN, and DOES, get away with random acts of violence, because he has nothing to lose. He is living off the grid, has been to jail, and living on impulse is one of the few luxuries he has.

According to him, when he discovered one day that one of his friends was sleeping with his EX-girlfriend, he got a few guys together, kidnapped the "friend" from his own house, threw him into the trunk of his car, and brought him to the woods. They tied him up in a canvas sack and beat him (carefully), and left him in the forest tied to a tree until the next day.

Bro's before Ho's.

I'm actually angry hearing your story.

I've had a couple of dozen girlfriends in the past ten years, but only one best friend. I love my girlfriend, but I told her early on that if she's got a problem with my best friend, then we should end it right away, because it's not even a choice for me.

 

[diablo]

Re: Please don't do anything you'll regret later

Originally posted by Sweetcheeks
He is living off the grid,

Not to derail the thread, but isn't that like the guy in Terminator 3? I think your friend is dillusional - no robots from the future are going to try to travel back in time to kill him before he can lead the humans to victory in a fight against the machines. Craziness.

 

[Glycerine2]

yeah, I mean what do u do? what really bothers me more than anything is my best friend. I mean we were CLOSE. we did everything together. I'm 23 and I've known him since I was 5. I've never had a friend like him and never will.

never did I think he was capable of something like this. how do u just forget someone like that and not talk to them? i have no idea what to do.

 

[( . )( . )]

Revenge? Are you nuts? This is perfect, it gives you a green light to sarge other chicks.

Take a deep breath, accept your mate had better game than you for whatever reason, embrace it.

Step 2 for the love of god KEEP FVCKING HER, act like nothing has happened. When and if she turns around and tells you about it you can without acting surprised or even caring for that matter tell her "Yeah I know its cool, actually you 2 do make a good couple. Lets leave on a good note eh? And you keep in touch babe" The look on her face will be priceless and your nonchalant attitude to it all, combined with the fact youve been boning her the whole time. Plus the fact their sex is no longer "taboo" and hasnt been for a long time means she will probably next your mate soon enough anyway. And wonder why you dont give a sh!t.

I've never been in your situation and I dont "date" chicks anymore but still I would love to try the above out just as an experiment, give it some thought bro, be my guinea pig.

It will work trust me, it will have far greater impact than anything else your thinking up.



edit : Bahhhh I bet hes already let them know he knows.

 

[quest]

the best revenge.
catch a genital disease.
I saw it on southpark, they all gave there parents herpees.

anyway. You catch herpees.

pass it to her.

she'll pass to him.

and you confront him.

"dude i caught herpees"

he'll be like

"yeah. me too"

and then you 3 can have herpee orgies.

 

[DonJuanMonk]

PEOPLE OF SOSUAVE, I am your almighty monk... now pay attention.

Click here to read posts made by Glycerine2

This guy doesn't seem legit. Glycerine2 seems like a guy who just posts random drama and see if anyone is gonna help him troll. I understand more than 50% of sosuave and male race are dumbasses, but don't believe anyone what they say unless they are part of the SoSuave Elite crew, remember Black_Italian?

 

[( . )( . )]

Troll?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOooooo!!

You mean I wasted my advice?. Oh well maybe frivoulous or some other douche in a LTR can try it out when he finds out his b!tch has been getting the smackdown elsewhere, I only say frivoulous because if I had to put a tenner on which guys here it will happen to hes obviously odds on favourite. Still stands, no harm.

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Revenge? Are you nuts? This is perfect, it gives you a green light to sarge other chicks.

Take a deep breath, accept your mate had better game than you for whatever reason, embrace it.

Step 2 for the love of god KEEP FVCKING HER, act like nothing has happened. When and if she turns around and tells you about it you can without acting surprised or even caring for that matter tell her "Yeah I know its cool, actually you 2 do make a good couple. Lets leave on a good note eh? And you keep in touch babe" The look on her face will be priceless and your nonchalant attitude to it all, combined with the fact youve been boning her the whole time. Plus the fact their sex is no longer "taboo" and hasnt been for a long time means she will probably next your mate soon enough anyway. And wonder why you dont give a sh!t.

I've never been in your situation and I dont "date" chicks anymore but still I would love to try the above out just as an experiment, give it some thought bro, be my guinea pig.

It will work trust me, it will have far greater impact than anything else your thinking up.

edit : Bahhhh I bet hes already let them know he knows.

Wow, that's wicked!

P.s: I believe this dude is another troll. Anyway, your advice is gold and it's going to be used whenever necessary.

 

[Sweetcheeks]

I'm sorry, I can't begin to imagine how you must feel.

I don't know what to tell you. Trust is the basis of a relationship, whether it be with a best friend or with a partner.

Your life has just been turned upside down. Betrayal from your best friend is probably much worse than the betrayal by your girlfriend.

I think that turning to FAMILY would be a good idea, at this point, or friends you think you can trust.

BTW, the story about my criminal former friend is NOT fictional.

Just because you don't know people like this, doesn't mean that they don't exist. Like I said, I used to train with him in NHB martial arts, and he used to kick my ass. We hung out for a couple of years, and been through some tense situations together. I've avoided him for the past couple of years because of what he's into, and because I've finally smartened up.

 

[quest]

i was pretty sure it was a troll..
hence my herpee advice.

its normally not very hard to pick a troll.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Great post titty man.

-007~JC

titty man, I guess it easier than figuring out how many spaces to seperate the side from the nipples...

( . ) (. ) all trolls aside, you did make some good points. I've been in a similar situation, and when I knew the truth, I was disgusted at the girl.. couldn't look her in the eyes if I wanted to.

Personally, I just drop them both out of life and out of mind.