Best compliments you've been paid after sex

[jafyk]

I'm sure a lot of you have been in a situation where you've had sex with a certain girl and she sends you a text later paying you a compliment. I got to thinking of all the funny and flattering compliments I've received over the years and a lot of them often include "Thank you", lol. So, I want to know what compliments you've received. Thanks.

 

[BMX]

"Thank you"--which is always nice to hear. "I'm addicted to your c0ck." "I love your muscles, they r big and sexy." "You were the cherry on top of my crazy pie this weekend"---LMAO.

 

[Bible_Belt]

"My throat hurts from all the screaming."

 

[jafyk]

OMD! ROTFL, you guys are funny so far. Keep em coming real compliments only guys no jokes.

 

[betheman]

her: pointing to her pu$$y after a G SPOT orgasm..."where the f cuck has that been hiding all my life" :cheer:

 

[Chamber36]

"you break me"

"My headache is gone!"

And "Do you always do this crazy sex?"

 

[Packers2010]

she was pretty surprised and said.

" wow you made me *** twice.!"

she said i made her *** twice like.. 10 times that night. must have been doing something right

 

[Augustus_McCrae]

You made me come more than any guy I've been with.

Your c*ck is f*cking huge...

 

[Harry Wilmington]

I've heard quite a few. The two that come to mind now:

1. "I still can't walk from last night."
2. "I don't even feel the need to use my vibrator anymore - it just doesn't compare."

True story

 

[Fly By Night]

This can't be good for my self esteem LOL. The one girl I had sex with had cramping pains the whole time...

 

[In2theGame]

She took off my pants "omg... Baby!" with a *****n huge smile lol

I finished Fing my ex gf at the time and she tried standing up after i had her bent over and makin her orgasm like 4 times.. her legs were so shaky she collapsed on the bed.

 

[In2theGame]

"My throat hurts from all the screaming."

LMAO

 

[Fatal Jay]

"I'm sore all over"

quief noises are also compliments to me also

 

[Chamber36]

This can't be good for my self esteem LOL. The one girl I had sex with had cramping pains the whole time...

I wouldn't worry about it too much. I bet she was laying back like a starfish. Happened to me once too, I didn't give a fvck, I just kept goin, blasted my load and finished.

So just don't worry about w/e happened. There's women of all shapes sizes flavors and textures.

 

[Masculinity]

In no particular order:

"Robyn...you...are amazing"

A text message: "You're the biggest I've ever had ;]"

"Wow, you really know how to handle a girl ;]"

"You made me orgasm in one night more than I have in the last year"

"Okay, I need a break if you want to keep going...there's only so much my vagina can take"

"I'm not going to be able to walk tomorrow"

"If we ever break up and I get with a White guy (she was White) I'm going to be like 'is it in yet?' if we have sex"

-R

 

[Fatal Jay]

I f@cked a chick with her two kids in the room sleep


I owned this entire thread

 

[Atom Smasher]

"Well, let's get started."

 

[Naughty Ninja]

The biggest compliment I ever got from a chick after sex was: "Is it in yet?"

 

[LukeWhatever]

Mid sex I got a "I love you".

I gave her a weird look cus I've never heard that before from a girl that I had sex with just a couple hours of meeting her.

She quickly said "Oh I just think your a really cool person."

 

[jafyk]

@ FatalJay: Lol, while no one asked you that I'm just gonna have to take your glory away. I once chick I was seeing invited me to a family camping and I fvcked her in a tent with her 3 kids laying on both sides of us. Yep, one of my proudest and most shameful moment because a lot of people think that's wrong but I was just so h-rny.

@Atomsmasher: how is that a compliment?

For those guys making stating compliments they got during sex itself. Well, considering that women have been known to fake or say things in the moment just to make a guy feel good. I think compliments given after (away from your physical presence) seem more genuine. Not saying that compliments paid at the time or immediately after aren't true.

Anyway, when a girl says sends me that thank you text it leaves me with these two feelings (1) Lol, that I've just provided a service she was grateful for. Makes me feel like the man (2) I feel used like it was just about the sex.

Anyway, here's the compliment from the girl I was with last night, "Wow! I slept SO good! Thank you"