"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Clarky

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Come on guys lets here some of your best ****y/funny statments! :)

Should give us all a boost and who knows, might even end up using some :p

i'll get the ball rolling..

Me:err ur goin spain wen im not ther! how r u gonna hav fun? :D

HB9:hehe yhhh goiin meet up with me m8 over therr :D ... come out wen i come out lewis me mum is to :D

HB9:wa u havin 4 ya bday?

Me:dno my m8 wonts 2 hav a joint 1 n go 2 this club i think

HB9:wat u havin for prezzies hehe?

Me:gettin a lambourgini, havin a week in america, oh n then am havin afternoon tea wiv tha queen :D

HB9: shurup ?

Me: lmao u believed me didnt u

Me:init past ur bedtym by now ? =] (it was 6pm)

HB9: ohhh daree you!!!

HB9:no it bludi wel is not!

HB9: :)

Me: 'ohhh daree you!!!' lol wot u gonaa do about it tough 'ghurll' chelsea who wears 'shades'?

HB9: psmlll = (pissing myself laughing).... ulll see when i see yu

HB9: lewisss giv me ya numbaa plz i lost itt

Me: how do i kno this is chelsea ey?? u could b some weird peedo PRETENDING :p

HB9: haha from spain your mums called *** i taught u how to dive lol

hottest girl i've ever been with.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Deacon

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Some chick commented on my clothes the other day.

HB: I like your shirt! I saw one just like it at Target the other day!

I snapped back with:

Me: Yeah, I like it too. I got the look out of GQ magazine. They call it the "I don't care" look. Maybe you should read into it.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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