Come on guys lets here some of your best ****y/funny statments! 
Should give us all a boost and who knows, might even end up using some
i'll get the ball rolling..
Me:err ur goin spain wen im not ther! how r u gonna hav fun?
HB9:hehe yhhh goiin meet up with me m8 over therr
... come out wen i come out lewis me mum is to 
HB9:wa u havin 4 ya bday?
Me:dno my m8 wonts 2 hav a joint 1 n go 2 this club i think
HB9:wat u havin for prezzies hehe?
Me:gettin a lambourgini, havin a week in america, oh n then am havin afternoon tea wiv tha queen
HB9: shurup ?
Me: lmao u believed me didnt u
Me:init past ur bedtym by now ? =] (it was 6pm)
HB9: ohhh daree you!!!
HB9:no it bludi wel is not!
HB9:
Me: 'ohhh daree you!!!' lol wot u gonaa do about it tough 'ghurll' chelsea who wears 'shades'?
HB9: psmlll = (pissing myself laughing).... ulll see when i see yu
HB9: lewisss giv me ya numbaa plz i lost itt
Me: how do i kno this is chelsea ey?? u could b some weird peedo PRETENDING
HB9: haha from spain your mums called *** i taught u how to dive lol
hottest girl i've ever been with.
Should give us all a boost and who knows, might even end up using some
i'll get the ball rolling..
Me:err ur goin spain wen im not ther! how r u gonna hav fun?
HB9:hehe yhhh goiin meet up with me m8 over therr
HB9:wa u havin 4 ya bday?
Me:dno my m8 wonts 2 hav a joint 1 n go 2 this club i think
HB9:wat u havin for prezzies hehe?
Me:gettin a lambourgini, havin a week in america, oh n then am havin afternoon tea wiv tha queen
HB9: shurup ?
Me: lmao u believed me didnt u
Me:init past ur bedtym by now ? =] (it was 6pm)
HB9: ohhh daree you!!!
HB9:no it bludi wel is not!
HB9:
Me: 'ohhh daree you!!!' lol wot u gonaa do about it tough 'ghurll' chelsea who wears 'shades'?
HB9: psmlll = (pissing myself laughing).... ulll see when i see yu
HB9: lewisss giv me ya numbaa plz i lost itt
Me: how do i kno this is chelsea ey?? u could b some weird peedo PRETENDING
HB9: haha from spain your mums called *** i taught u how to dive lol
hottest girl i've ever been with.