"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Best away to act and/or to say?

Lord Sidious

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Hey, guys!


I was wondering about something:

- What´s the best thing to do or to say when one are seeing a chick that says that she had bigger penises before?


Most of the time I simply ignore or act naturally. But, what do guys think about what one should say in those situations? Any specific line?



Thanks
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ColonyConfused

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i'm no expert but my logic says i'd say "size doesn't matter babe, its the sense that matters, and mine is the best".. i would say that, i'm a newbie, but i don't think it'll be a bad reply.. or would it?
 

Lord Sidious

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I was thinking about another line!

Althought my unit tends to the "big side", there´s always someone bigger. Therefore, I don´t consider myself bad on that department. However, while some women simply don´t comment about previous partner´s sizes, others seem to be feel good to say it to the guy they´re f****** with, and therefore try to make him feel bad.

So, assuming it can be a test just to see how a guy reacts or to see if they get disturbed, I´d like to know a line that simply would make them to think they shouldn´t have say that.
 

FairShake

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Fvck her. Literally and metaphorically. Bang and run. She shouldn't be talking about other guys when you are first getting together. Huge red flag.
 

SoSuaveScorp

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I agree with the post above me.. but also what you should do is make sure you **** the **** out of her/ make her come multiple times and make sure she knows that you may not have a big **** but you can definitely work it.. this can be achieved by doing a little research with sex tips on askmen or around here on sosuave
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MM92

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FairShake said:
Fvck her. Literally and metaphorically. Bang and run. She shouldn't be talking about other guys when you are first getting together. Huge red flag.
This
 

Lord Sidious

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Hey, guys!

Thanks for your answers!


Well, let be me more specific about this subject:


a) I´m not small or even medium. My marks can be considered as big. Nevertheless, there are tons of guys bigger than me;

b) I did not ask anything about sizes of previous partners of any chick I f**** with;

c) I know it´s not necessary to be HUGE to make a women *** like hell or even squirt. I´m excelent making sex, althought I think that size (as long as not being too big) can give a lot of help.


Bottom line, I just wanted to know a great line to say in these cases! :)


Thanks
 

pdx1138

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of course she has.

all slvts have had bigger c0ck
 

st_99

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her: "i've had bigger"

you: "i've had tighter"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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