Best abs ever

[incognito42]

Ive given this advice on here once before and most people thought I was trying to sell a product. Let me make this clear, I am an AFC and I am here for no other reason than to admit how lame I am to a bunch of strangers and seek advice. For this, I offer any advice I can to you guys who are here to help me out. There is a product that now sells at GNC called '6 second abs'. Very easy to use, very effective. Far more effective than anythign Ive ever used, and I refuse to ever do any otehr ab exercise. Every part of my abs is defined and bulging. I am horrible at pickin up chicks, but I know how to train my body. I played college football, and I knwo how to work out. This machine will change your life.

I am not the bragadocious type at all. I have low self esteem, and even though I know Im in incredible shape I dont find myself attractive at all. I never get girls unless they throw themself at me. So I hope no one thinks I was coming off like I was bragging. I sincerely am not. I want people to enjoy what I stumbled upon a few years ago. Probably the single most important thing I have ever done to alter my physical appearance

 

[Supremo]

yeah ive been swayed...
forget my interest

 

[I-tallionStallion]

is this guy kidding???? LMAO, dude...if you think a work out alone was the reason you got abs you are joking, you said it yourself, you played college ball. You already were in shape. I think you ARE trying to sell a product. Elaborate on a diet.....can i eat a pound of cheese cake, a bag of doritos, and a can of ez-cheese and do this 6 second crap and get abs!!! haha Let me take a guess

 

[tj]

I actually bought a product called "5 second aaabbbs" if it doesn't work they send you the extra second for free.

 

[Quagmire911]

I actually bought a product called "5 second aaabbbs" if it doesn't work they send you the extra second for free.

Doesn't matter because they both won't work.

That's like getting one crappy product and replacing it with another crappy product.

 

[I-tallionStallion]

I wonder if they have one-second abbbbbbs because i find my time strained to do them

 

[incognito42]

Forget it, I wont bother. If one person takes my advice I know that I will be making a big difference in that persons world.


All I know is if I was looking for advice on how to pick up chicks, I wouldnt mock someone for giving me advice. You guys can laugh if you like, its your abs not mine

 

[Mad Manic]

Doesn't matter because they both won't work.

That's like getting one crappy product and replacing it with another crappy product.

What do you mean doesn't work? I'm pretty sure it does what it's meant to do, train the ab muscles if you use the thing right. It's not meant to get you a pro bbers body, it's simply making the ab muscles contract.

MM

 

[joekerr31]

Probably the single most important thing I have ever done to alter my physical appearance

are you including the sphincter enlargment ring you had implanted in your sphincter enabling you to take the girth of large black men?

 

[Supremo]

I feel cheated. Last month I bought the 7-Second Abs from GNC and it didn't work. Maybe I'll try this.