"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Ben Roethlisberger in a motorcycle crash...
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
If I was getting paid millions of dollars to play a sport, I wouldn't sit my ass on a motorcylce, ever.
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He's a dolt for a whole bunch of reasons.
1) When Kellen Winslow JR was in a similar accident that ended his season before it began, Ben openly admitted to NOT wearing a helmet while riding. Karma has struck back.
2) He wears a helmet when 300lb lineman attempt to hit him going relatively slow compared to the 50-150mph you go a on motorcycle, but DOES not wear a helmet on a bike? They constantly advocate more rules and regs to protect quarterbacks, yet he brazenly throws chance into the wind. It's one thing to ride a bike; Pitt never took away that priviledge, though they might now, but he refuses to wear a helmet?
The more you do a specific activity, the greater the likelihood you suffer an injury or other serious accident. Why he wouldn't wear a helmet, let alone a riding jacket is pure stupid, it's not cowboy bravado. It's your head. Go be a vegetable, I'll be happy because Pitt won't have a QB then.
A-Unit
He's a dolt for a whole bunch of reasons.
1) When Kellen Winslow JR was in a similar accident that ended his season before it began, Ben openly admitted to NOT wearing a helmet while riding. Karma has struck back.
2) He wears a helmet when 300lb lineman attempt to hit him going relatively slow compared to the 50-150mph you go a on motorcycle, but DOES not wear a helmet on a bike? They constantly advocate more rules and regs to protect quarterbacks, yet he brazenly throws chance into the wind. It's one thing to ride a bike; Pitt never took away that priviledge, though they might now, but he refuses to wear a helmet?
The more you do a specific activity, the greater the likelihood you suffer an injury or other serious accident. Why he wouldn't wear a helmet, let alone a riding jacket is pure stupid, it's not cowboy bravado. It's your head. Go be a vegetable, I'll be happy because Pitt won't have a QB then.
A-Unit
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Kellen Winslow part 2
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Wow what an idiot! Anybody who rides a motorcycle without a helmate needs to have their head examined. Ben takes it one step further by riding one of the largest fastest bikes on the planet. An 05' modified busa without a helmate is just a death sentance. He should concider himself lucky.
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I didn't know lineman were allowed to hold and receivers were allowed to push off db'sConsent said:
I also didn't know the refs allowed willie parker to run for the longest run in sb history and allow randle el's trick play
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