"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Believe it or not, I'm a great catch.

thederekeffect1

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I don't know if this has been posted as I am immune to the search feature, but if not, what are your thoughts?

http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/

I don't know, I thought it was funny. Some of you might think the guy is a genius, some might think he's a complete AFC, while others may want to give this dude some advice. Whatever your opinion, please, share. Like I was saying, personally, I thought it was funny. Including the line that's in the title (Believe it or not, I'm a great catch). Kinda reminds me of that line off of Anchorman. "I don't know how to tell you this, but uh, I'm kinda a big deal".
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yeah, someone posted this earlier and I listened to it. I think he went a bit overboard .. I mean really :crazy:
 

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faiNt` said:
Yeah, someone posted this earlier and I listened to it. I think he went a bit overboard .. I mean really :crazy:
Aw, someone always beats me to the good stuff.
 

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What a delusional dbag. This dude is incredibly insecure. He sucks at life.
 

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This is funny.

Apparantly this guy is a PUA in Ontario.

He has slept with over 500 women.

He has created a very misogynistic and egotistical persona that repulses some yet get's him laid like crazy.

I think his style is very interesting and would be fun to experiment with.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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