"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Believe it or not, but I just defined TRUE LOVE...

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I don't care how rich you are, how good looking you are, how much game you have, but if a woman is willing to toss your salad - thats GOT to be true love...

Especially if you don't shave and wash deep during showers...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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skip to my |ou 781 said:
bro, you bad:up:
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Is that a referall to the other thread?

And BTW, I don't see this as BAD either. Its nasty, gross, and disguisting, but not bad. I never had it done to me..

Sex is GOOD. Aggression is GOOD. Escalating is GOOD. Without it - we can't have babies. How can it be BAD? Its a freaking need.
 
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My last gf was an HB9 and absolutely LOVED to toss my salad. I get off more doing it to her, than having it done to me though. Granted, we're talking fresh out of the shower and scrubbed down, first. Not every single time, though.
 
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skip to my |ou 781 said:
salad tossing is coo with me bro. im down. ive never had it done to me either, but ive served it up from time to time. they just gotta ask
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There is a limit to my kinkiness. Eating ***** is where it stops... I mean those things are ugly anyway! BTW, are you from Russia too?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Babnik said:
I don't care how rich you are, how good looking you are, how much game you have, but if a woman is willing to toss your salad - thats GOT to be true love...

Especially if you don't shave and wash deep during showers...
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Russian troll/10 yea bro
 
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Geez Babnik.. make sure she boils her mouth before kissing.. If she's good at tossing your salad, how you think she got that way?
 
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Thomas94305 said:
Geez Babnik.. make sure she boils her mouth before kissing.. If she's good at tossing your salad, how you think she got that way?
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Ever think that she'd rather toss salad than kiss him? :moon:
 
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