backbreaker
Master Don Juan
It's not so much that you are single that hurts. It's not that you aren't getting *****. Its that you know somewhere, some dude is getting his knob polished and you aren't and you want to know what that guy has that you do not have.
and usually when you find out what it is that he has that you do not have it's something so ****ing stupid it pisses you off more. I had a girl chose my friend over me in HS once because he had orange timberlands and i only had red ones (no one had the orange i still don't know how he got them lol.. the whole point is to collect as many colors as you can, i had regular, gray, red and blue, but he had ORANGE and they were fly as hell lol)
so you mean to tell me everything in my life comes down to some ****ing orange timberlands lol. You go online and you see **** like women saying "oh it's not a job that matters" oh i care about a men who are smart and witty when in reality, they care about orange timberlands lol. If you haven't noticed, orange timberlands is synonymous with whatever the ****ing gadget/ toy / "it" thing that is out now.
this pisses you off on 2 levels. First, why the **** would i be attracted to a woman who wants me for orange timberlands lol? i mean hypothetically i could go aquire some orange timberlands and an outfit to match it, and then I could have a higher chance of acquiring said HB, but now that i Know that is all you want me for, why should i take you seriously.
but if you are introspective like i am, and if you are on this forum you probably are it pisses you off because you realize that you have a choice to make. Because you can't be successful adult male guy and orange timberland guy at the same time. You realize you have a choice. See most people on this forum aren't really bad with women. You haven't gotten laid, but you aren't bad with women.
Your problem is that you made a choice to be responsible and society seems to be punishing you for that choice. Women don't give a **** about your college degree, or your job they want ORANGE TIMBERLANDS. dammit.
Then when you get a little older, and you've been single wacking off to porn for years because you were busy trying to make a life for yourself these girls come around and talk about how they can't find a real man, and you want to say you stupid **** it's because you have been chasing orange timberland guy lol.
Women are so ****ing stupid. You have to basically trick women into smart decisions lol. You have to basically make a woman think you are orange timberland guy for her own good. And that's the stupidity of it all. I'm not orange timberland guy. I don't like to blow money on stupid frivialish ****. I have perfectly good regular colored timberlands why do I need orange ones?
when has being hard working, responsible become bad things? How the **** can I buy orange timberlands and invest in my future, in YOUR future at the same time? What about my kids? I want to send my kid to private schools, **** I do send my son to a private school i can't send my kid to a private school and buy orange timberlands at the same time. But the avg woman would rather **** a guy with orange timberlands then send a child to private school.
And you think about it all... and the more pissed off you become because you aren't orange timberland guy and to make matters worse you are too ****ing smart to BECOME orange timberland guy which makes it worse. you are trapped by your own introspective intelligence. you know orange timberland guy is running a losing race. and mother****ers keep running off cliffs in their orange timberlands.
It's not that you CAN'T get women, you REFUSE TO DO WHAT WOMEN WANT to get women. I refuse to be orange timberland, spending all my money just to impress broads, having the new iphone every other month, tricking money everyday type dude just to get *****. I refuse to waste all my time on social media, dating sites when i can be making a living and doing something constructive.
And what women don't understand is that when they get tired of orange timberland guy, they realize he isn't going to stop buying orange timberlands and buy a house lol, and they come to you,.. you aren;t' being spiteful by not dating them.. you honestly aren' t interested anymore.
a tip of that hat to all you single guys out there. I'll be single if i have to but i really, realy don't want to have to go back out there again lol.
and usually when you find out what it is that he has that you do not have it's something so ****ing stupid it pisses you off more. I had a girl chose my friend over me in HS once because he had orange timberlands and i only had red ones (no one had the orange i still don't know how he got them lol.. the whole point is to collect as many colors as you can, i had regular, gray, red and blue, but he had ORANGE and they were fly as hell lol)
so you mean to tell me everything in my life comes down to some ****ing orange timberlands lol. You go online and you see **** like women saying "oh it's not a job that matters" oh i care about a men who are smart and witty when in reality, they care about orange timberlands lol. If you haven't noticed, orange timberlands is synonymous with whatever the ****ing gadget/ toy / "it" thing that is out now.
this pisses you off on 2 levels. First, why the **** would i be attracted to a woman who wants me for orange timberlands lol? i mean hypothetically i could go aquire some orange timberlands and an outfit to match it, and then I could have a higher chance of acquiring said HB, but now that i Know that is all you want me for, why should i take you seriously.
but if you are introspective like i am, and if you are on this forum you probably are it pisses you off because you realize that you have a choice to make. Because you can't be successful adult male guy and orange timberland guy at the same time. You realize you have a choice. See most people on this forum aren't really bad with women. You haven't gotten laid, but you aren't bad with women.
Your problem is that you made a choice to be responsible and society seems to be punishing you for that choice. Women don't give a **** about your college degree, or your job they want ORANGE TIMBERLANDS. dammit.
Then when you get a little older, and you've been single wacking off to porn for years because you were busy trying to make a life for yourself these girls come around and talk about how they can't find a real man, and you want to say you stupid **** it's because you have been chasing orange timberland guy lol.
Women are so ****ing stupid. You have to basically trick women into smart decisions lol. You have to basically make a woman think you are orange timberland guy for her own good. And that's the stupidity of it all. I'm not orange timberland guy. I don't like to blow money on stupid frivialish ****. I have perfectly good regular colored timberlands why do I need orange ones?
when has being hard working, responsible become bad things? How the **** can I buy orange timberlands and invest in my future, in YOUR future at the same time? What about my kids? I want to send my kid to private schools, **** I do send my son to a private school i can't send my kid to a private school and buy orange timberlands at the same time. But the avg woman would rather **** a guy with orange timberlands then send a child to private school.
And you think about it all... and the more pissed off you become because you aren't orange timberland guy and to make matters worse you are too ****ing smart to BECOME orange timberland guy which makes it worse. you are trapped by your own introspective intelligence. you know orange timberland guy is running a losing race. and mother****ers keep running off cliffs in their orange timberlands.
It's not that you CAN'T get women, you REFUSE TO DO WHAT WOMEN WANT to get women. I refuse to be orange timberland, spending all my money just to impress broads, having the new iphone every other month, tricking money everyday type dude just to get *****. I refuse to waste all my time on social media, dating sites when i can be making a living and doing something constructive.
And what women don't understand is that when they get tired of orange timberland guy, they realize he isn't going to stop buying orange timberlands and buy a house lol, and they come to you,.. you aren;t' being spiteful by not dating them.. you honestly aren' t interested anymore.
a tip of that hat to all you single guys out there. I'll be single if i have to but i really, realy don't want to have to go back out there again lol.
