"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Being in a porno?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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betterthandead

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I.A.F.Y.B. said:
Maybe, this would be better off in the Anything else forum.

But, my girlfriend works at a porn store as a cashier. Last week she had a meeting with the owners who live out of state. They were talking about new ideas for the store and how they could make more money. Anyways, one of the girls she works with asked her if me and my girlfriend wanted to make a porno and sell it at their store. Other people have been asked this besides us also. So, I'm thinking; would it be worth it? Should I wear a mask? Because, getting paid to fvck my girlfriend doesn't seem too bad.

Thoughts???
What's the studio? I have friends in the adult business. Must be a small amateur or someone trying to break in (and fail miserably)
 

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betterthandead said:
What's the studio? I have friends in the adult business. Must be a small amateur or someone trying to break in (and fail miserably)
The store is called Pleasure World. I'd say it's a ameture store trying make a break.
 
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