"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Being called Different

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If I am called different what does that mean? Should I ask her out? Does that mean she wants to have sex with me?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That alone means jack sh*t.

She could mean: "Your so unique. I have never met a guy as good as you. You really understand me. I love you".

Or she could mean: "Your so ****ing weird it's like your from a different planet, but I don't want to hurt your feelings so I'll just say your different."
 
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would u rather have her call u different

or

would u rather have her say "your the same as the rest"

think about that for a second.......................................



















ITS A GOOD THING
 
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crossboss said:
If I am called different what does that mean? Should I ask her out? Does that mean she wants to have sex with me?
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WTF? Yes, its a secret woman language thing. Being called different is their new way of saying they want to fvck. What the hell is the matter with you, asking these questions? Retarded.
 
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What's wrong with asking these questions?

If this question was so stupid, then why aren't other people getting the concept as well? Thanks for the advice guys.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Plec07 said:
That alone means jack sh*t.

She could mean: "Your so unique. I have never met a guy as good as you. You really understand me. I love you".

Or she could mean: "Your so ****ing weird it's like your from a different planet, but I don't want to hurt your feelings so I'll just say your different."
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Lets face the facts here, Elvis was fvcking weird, so was John Lennon, what about Gene Simmons from Kiss, or, Michael Jackson, they were unique, like creatures from another planet, hot babes never held it against them though, it is great to be that different, just ask, Snoop Dogg and Tommy Lee.
 
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In the case of all those people you just named, it also helps to be rich and/or famous. Even Flavor Flav gets chicks. Find a normal guy people consider "different" and see if he pulls the same kind of tail. My guess is probably not.
 
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