Hey DJ's,
Went out to a trendy bar around the corner last night with a friend. We got there when it was still empty and sat at the bar drinking. My friend is a Nice Guy and married, so I was telling him how I've been pushed over the edge lately and I've really changed my ways with women.
The bar starts to get packed and these 2 women stand next to us at the bar. One was a 2, the other a 3. We could tell they were just dying for attention. They eventually asked us if they could hang their coats on the back of our chairs.
I have no interest in these women so I told my buddy to watch me f* with them. I asked these 2 women(late 30's-early 40's bar skanks) questions about dating and stuff, and I was having a hard time not laughing at their answers. One of them said she wants a Nice Guy who will lick her boots. She said women get to a certain age and want a Nice Guy. My friend tells them that his wife thinks I should only date women 7+, and one of them says she was dating this really hot guy right now(total f* lie!!!).
This bar is a mainly upper 20's/early 30's crowd, and these 2 old b* are hitting on every guy who comes up to get a drink.
So I decide to stir s* up even more. I lean over and tell my friend to tell one of the women to buy me a drink. He leans over and says "Hey, my friend wants you to buy him a drink." ha ha ha ha! She went ballistic and started yelling and stuff. She said that's BS, and she doesn't know me, and how she's been on dates and guys have asked her to buy them drinks(No surprise there). As she yells she moves toward me. I just sit there calmly with a smirk on my face. I put up my hand and say "Hold on. We're not on a date." ha ha ha ha!
This guy comes up to buy a drink and she immediately points to me and tells this guy what I did. The guy looks at me and says right to her face "I don't think it's that big of a deal that he asked you to buy him a drink, women do it to men all the time." I jump right in and ask this guy what he wants to drink and buy him a beer in front of her.
After that the b* who wants "a Nice Guy who will lick my boots" is much more attracted to me. At this point I won't even look at her, but I can see out of the corner of my eye that she is craning over to look at me. Then she asks my friend "I didn't make your friend mad did I?" I look over later and she puts her hand up like a friggin cat claw and smiles. We ended up leaving not too long after, and I made sure to walk out without saying goodbye or anything. ha ha ha!
On the walk back to my place I told my friend that those b* reinforced 2 things that I've come to understand:
1) Don't believe anything women say about what women want.
2) Being a Jerk/Challenge works every time
Went out to a trendy bar around the corner last night with a friend. We got there when it was still empty and sat at the bar drinking. My friend is a Nice Guy and married, so I was telling him how I've been pushed over the edge lately and I've really changed my ways with women.
The bar starts to get packed and these 2 women stand next to us at the bar. One was a 2, the other a 3. We could tell they were just dying for attention. They eventually asked us if they could hang their coats on the back of our chairs.
I have no interest in these women so I told my buddy to watch me f* with them. I asked these 2 women(late 30's-early 40's bar skanks) questions about dating and stuff, and I was having a hard time not laughing at their answers. One of them said she wants a Nice Guy who will lick her boots. She said women get to a certain age and want a Nice Guy. My friend tells them that his wife thinks I should only date women 7+, and one of them says she was dating this really hot guy right now(total f* lie!!!).
This bar is a mainly upper 20's/early 30's crowd, and these 2 old b* are hitting on every guy who comes up to get a drink.
So I decide to stir s* up even more. I lean over and tell my friend to tell one of the women to buy me a drink. He leans over and says "Hey, my friend wants you to buy him a drink." ha ha ha ha! She went ballistic and started yelling and stuff. She said that's BS, and she doesn't know me, and how she's been on dates and guys have asked her to buy them drinks(No surprise there). As she yells she moves toward me. I just sit there calmly with a smirk on my face. I put up my hand and say "Hold on. We're not on a date." ha ha ha ha!
This guy comes up to buy a drink and she immediately points to me and tells this guy what I did. The guy looks at me and says right to her face "I don't think it's that big of a deal that he asked you to buy him a drink, women do it to men all the time." I jump right in and ask this guy what he wants to drink and buy him a beer in front of her.
After that the b* who wants "a Nice Guy who will lick my boots" is much more attracted to me. At this point I won't even look at her, but I can see out of the corner of my eye that she is craning over to look at me. Then she asks my friend "I didn't make your friend mad did I?" I look over later and she puts her hand up like a friggin cat claw and smiles. We ended up leaving not too long after, and I made sure to walk out without saying goodbye or anything. ha ha ha!
On the walk back to my place I told my friend that those b* reinforced 2 things that I've come to understand:
1) Don't believe anything women say about what women want.
2) Being a Jerk/Challenge works every time
