"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Beginning to plan for spring break, need advice

Kenny Powers

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I'm in my third year of college and looking to have an epic spring break. Haven't done this before and need advice from those who have on locations, travel packages, hotels, etc.

-Going with 4-5 friends, but most of us aren't over 21 so its important to go somewhere we can drink.

-Want to try and avoid mexico due to the current drug wars. Not trying to get kidnapped. But down for anywhere where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

-Main goal is to have fun and get laid, but not trying to bring back any unwanted souvenirs if you know what i mean. So any advice on getting poon on spring break but dodging STDs would be great

-Looking for something cheap, but don't want to get stuck in a shiit motel. Would appreciate any recommendations of trustworthy websites or programs that anyone has had good experiences with.

Any advice in these areas would be much appreciated. Thanks :cool:
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BigJimbo

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You are still little boys. Where the girls are pretty they want men. The real world is not like Hollywood. When you are older go to Ukraine, Latvia, or Estonia. I only say this because you will give America a bad reputation. Much like 45 year old British men have given the Brits a bad reputation in Latvia. Your best bet is to go to a college beach town in America. Find some chunky girl. Pretend she is hot.
 

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Please don't come to my city. We get too many spring breakers. Try Miami or something.
 

ENIGMA16

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Florida is the ideal vacation destination. If that's too expensive for you then just go to Gulf Shores, AL. There's usually a noticeable spring break presence down there and it's way cheaper than Miami.

We went down to Gulf Shores and rented out someone's timeshare for a week. This was a baller ass condo on the 10th floor with a beach front view. Cost me like $200 for the entire week for lodging. Probably spent $500-600 total throughout the course of that trip (lodging, beer, food). How's that for cheap?

-Going with 4-5 friends, but most of us aren't over 21 so its important to go somewhere we can drink.
Lol you're fvcked unless you go down to Mexico.
 

j0n24

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JLay87 said:
Florida is the ideal vacation destination. If that's too expensive for you then just go to Gulf Shores, AL. There's usually a noticeable spring break presence down there and it's way cheaper than Miami.

We went down to Gulf Shores and rented out someone's timeshare for a week. This was a baller ass condo on the 10th floor with a beach front view. Cost me like $200 for the entire week for lodging. Probably spent $500-600 total throughout the course of that trip (lodging, beer, food). How's that for cheap?



Lol you're fvcked unless you go down to Mexico.

When you go to Mexico they request a passport now so you would need a passport to even go over/come back which put alot of people off already...not to mention kidnappings happening in cancun.

Florida is a little overhyped...to many old people and to overcrowded. I didnt think it was possible for so many people to be on the beach and have fun there...I mean you cant even run around and everyone is just standing around personally that was boring as hell.

South Padre gets lots of people from all of TX as well as from Oklahoma. Not to mention being pretty cheap compared to most people.

Rented a condo fully furnished 2 story with pool for I think 1500$ for a week Sun-Sun and was like 5 minutes from the beach.

Was alot of fun.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ENIGMA16

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When you go to Mexico they request a passport now so you would need a passport to even go over/come back which put alot of people off already...not to mention kidnappings happening in cancun.
What's wrong with using your passport?
 

j0n24

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What's wrong with using your passport?
Majority of the people that use to go to Mexico for spring break were more then likely minors.

Asking your parents for a passport and then them asking what it would be for is a hard sell.

When I was in HS alot of people use to go to Mexico to drink openly and for cheap....after that whole little passport business alot of kids stopped going and started partying in secluded places around town.
 
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