Before I get super invested in these forums, how many guys here are just pea-brained, "red-pilled" dude-bros with stupid purple hats?

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[user43770]

I was recommended this place by a woman who's kind of a ****. Really, I only respect her just enough to think that using these forums might be worth a go.

However, because this woman in question is largely a mentally-screwed-up, tradition-wanking, borderline-self-destructive, self-sabotaging, "this-is-what-my-****ed-up-self-likes-so-therefore-this-is-what-all-other-women-should-want" actual walking migraine.. I now must take the unfortunate precaution of making sure you all don't unironically look exactly like this..

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Or this...

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Or this..

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Or thi- you get it.

You had me at "kind of a ****."

Myself, I mostly look like the first pic, except I also wear a big hat like Mystery, but it's to hide my psoriasis.

And I also have an AK-47 leaning next to me at all times.

So basically, the best of all three.