"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Been to jail/know someone in jail?

dietzcoi

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Although it seems they can never be cured, the bastards.. so should they be locked up forever or just killed?

Dietzcoi
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Helter Skelter

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I guess you can be in jail for many years and STILL be considered an amazingly wonderful person.

Lets see, what can I do to get me 10 years in the slammer.

Any suggestions?

It has to be something cool as I don't want anyone thinking of me, anything less than a DJ.
 

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Originally posted by mahon83050
I personally think Child Molesters do not belong in jail, but a mental institution. Pedophilia is a disease and is abnormal, just like homosexuality is...it is not a choice. I see both of these groups as victims in some sort of way, eventhough I do not agree with their behavior.
The added bonus is that your stay in a mental institution is not dictated by the law. It's decided by your caretakers and they can keep you there for the rest of your life.
 

ShortTimer

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
I guess you can be in jail for many years and STILL be considered an amazingly wonderful person.

Lets see, what can I do to get me 10 years in the slammer.

Any suggestions?
Be careful, you'll make Myldfire all hot and bothered and want to marry you.
 

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
I guess you can be in jail for many years and STILL be considered an amazingly wonderful person.

Lets see, what can I do to get me 10 years in the slammer.

Any suggestions?

It has to be something cool as I don't want anyone thinking of me, anything less than a DJ.
Not usually...but my fiance' was like a needle in a haystack. And yes, he was an amazing man. When a priest who has been invited to play the piano all over the world for leaders of nations (including the Vatican) drives 3 hours in a BLIZZARD to deliver a prisoner's eulogy AND breaks down and cries while doing so, yeah, it's a pretty damn good sign he was an amazing and wonderful person. Anyone who looks only at 15 minutes of a person's life and deeds and overlooks everything else is blind and foolish.

Furthermore, you don't even know why he was in prison. In this state, if you are present during the commission of a felony, you get charged equally...as if you committed the crime...even if you didn't. This is what happened with my fiance'. He was with some guy who committed an assault. The victim even testified (I saw his statements and the court transcripts) that my fiance' never laid a hand on him. He took a plea agreement and pled no contest because he felt guilty for not stopping the assault, even though he was too drunk to do anything. The judge threw out the plea bargain but wouldn't allow him to change his plea. My fiance' actually won a case against the state over that and was given a settlement for his rights being violated.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Wyldfire

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Originally posted by ShortTimer
Be careful, you'll make Myldfire all hot and bothered and want to marry you.
No thanks, ShortWanker...he's all yours.
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Been to jail/know someone in jail?

Originally posted by ShortTimer
Basically this ***** is wacked and there's no reason not to put her on your ignore list like she's about to go on mine. People who are ****ed in the head don't have the right to give advice. Unless of course that advice is "how to be ****ed in the headmeat."

Ha ha ha... nah, I don't usually ignore people. I think its actually pretty funny that she wants to rip me a new *******:p


As if.


Wyldfire, I weep for your future. Lose the attitude... it really doesn't make you look any smarter.
 
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Well i have been arrested twice but its diffrent from what you guys are talking about because i was 15 and 16 at the time so they put me in a juvenile assessment center one was for fighting and the other was of possession of pot im no criminal thug or bad boy nor do i dress like one
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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i been overnight and for weekends for drugs dui and probation violation

ive got a couple friends in jennifer road and a couple in jessup
 

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ive done a couple of overnighters in army prison for punching a MP when drunk.
 
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