Been married for 3 months, wife does not want to consumate marriage

[mangotot]

this whole thing is really making me feel sad.

I thought about cheating on her today, it entered my mind for a split second.

but then I came to my senses.

I do not know what to do.

I am so confused!

I imagine you are a virgin because you have problems picking up so how can you cheat on your wife? I can't just can't see it.

 

[Asasione]

This guy is obviously a troll

Stop replying to these ridiculous stories

 

[hudpes]

Guys, I remember reading an article a while ago in People and it said that in soviet Russia, people don't have sex, sex has them! That means that they artificially inseminate women, and if you want to get divorced, you are sent to Gulag, which is a horrible place, full of bridges and trolls.

 

[norm]

What country is she from? Russia? If this is true leave her! Don't let her threaten you to stay with her!

If this is true this is all for a green card or your bank account

She's not having sex with you because she's already married in Russia

When she gets her passport she's going to have you go back to Russia with her to see her family and have you killed while there, its a real thing they do, just do me a favor and ask her if she would want you to go back to Russia with her

My biggest fears were substantiated this morning. Last night I went to bed
unhappy and told my wife that I wanted a divorce as soon as possible.

You may wonder why I am not at work this morning? I got up to go to work, but was unable because lo and behold, there was a big Russian dude sitting in my living room with my wife.

The man spoke to me "Come here and sit down, we must chat".

"*** tells me you want divorce? Yes"

"She doesn't want to consummate our marriage, she does not love me"

"nonoo nooo nooo, she love you very much, but, in our country, these things
are very bad. My parents, did not consummate, I am product of the artificial"

"I have to get to work now, it was nice meeting you"

I get up and walk towards my car, and suddenly the big Russian dude, puts me in bear hug, and carries me back to the sofa.

"You not leave now" he told me.

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"I am helping you, you are my friend yes?"

"whatever you want me to be"

"Now, you understand, you cannot divorce ***, yes? I do not want to come back here again"

"I am sorry but my decision is final, I am leaving now, I have to get to work"

I walk towards me car again, this time I the big Russian blocks the door and I cannot leave.

I grabbed my laptop and went into the washroom and locked the door.

He is still downstairs. I need to go to work or I may be fired.

 

[Tictac]

Call the police.

NOW.

 

[bcollarmechanic]

lol this is actually becoming pretty funny, i cant believe i feed the troll, oh well happens

 

[hudpes]

*grabs popcorn*

Go on...!

 

[Tictac]

Slow day.....

 

[Frogster]

Learn your state "Wiretapping Laws". If only 1 party is required to know that a conversation is being recorded, download an audio recorder to your phone, and record the next conversation.

Get her to admit to not consumating the marriage. Record this other dude as well.

This ***** is using you.

If some ******* was "Bearhugging" me, and I was able to get away, I'd shoot his ass.

Annul this marriage. Now!