"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bed time story...

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Frenchconnection

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So this one time I was talking to this girl a night and she asked me to tell her a bed time story.

Couldn't come up with something C & F, sweet or whatever. I want to be ready next time. Anybody's got a really good imagination?

Something short, sweet but with a C & F ending would be perfect!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What are you really asking is what to tell that girl on myspace or MSN messenger, or even phone. What kind of bed time story... Hmmmmm... Hmmmmmm...


I bet something sweet, something her daddy or big brother would tell her.



Fvcking daddy or big brother is incest. Thus you will never get laid by telling her a bed time story...



In person? You're next to a woman, she wants you to tell you a bed time story? Put your hand on her inner thigh, near her pvssy, look her in the eyes and tell her I'm not in the mood for story telling.
 
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OR....

You could tell her a very hot-sexy story about what you'd like to do with her.
 
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