"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Becoming a Girl's Emotional Tampon

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I had a blast with Skinny last night. Its kinda surprising that I met him at <my work name>, but God knew what he was doing. Skinny has so much in common with me. I enjoy every second we get to talk. I've not felt like this in a long time. I get so giddy around him and sometimes I ramble. I wanna slap myself but he acts interested and continues listening. I love talking to him because he doesn't think my goals are stupid. Hey, he even supports me in my goal of having a H1 one day! He is really smart too, considering he works at <my work name> and fixes computers like its nothing. Its fun watching him work. Ok, so I know you guys want me to stop about him, but one more note....He is so cute!

Anyways about last night, Skinny and I went out for ice cream at <ice cream parlor name>. We just talked and enjoyed ourselves. Then we stood in line for <concert name> for 1 1/2 hours. We both were cold and wet by time we got inside the building.
So does anybody else have any other comments relating to the original question and/or her journal post?
 
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