"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Becareful this holiday season ... Watch out for these guys..

Mr. Wolf

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Holidays are not just for us normal people to be jolly.. Fiefs and crooks have a god given right to enjoy the same stuff too..

I was out today, before my night, I lock my bike to a tree, and go inside a store.. Come out, ride it home, then discover rear wheel is loose, like someone tried to unscrew it and take it off, or the bike..

As I was parking there was a guy, dressed nice, all good, he looked somewhat different.. It seemed to me he was looking at me.. Not amog style, nor submissive, he was just looking my way.. As I got ready to go inside he slowed down, took a cart, and watched me.. All along pretending to be just holding cart, or whatever..

There is a certain look to these guys, like I said, not amog, not submissive, staring.. Creepy.. An amog guy would stare you down and be on his way, a submissive guy would stare away and be on his way. Guys like these would stare keep an eye on you, almost wanting you to be gone and leave your possessions alone.. By the way, I don't really know, I'm just comparing the experience with what I do know..

Thus, be careful out there.. Suspect everyone.. Be your own cop, crooked and paranoid, watching out for things..


This is a test for people like these:


A) Is the guy submissive? If yes, he will look away and be on his way..

B) Is the guy alpha? If yes, he will out alpha you and be on his way..

C) If none of the above, and he might gives you creeps, make you want to say forget it and be on your way, watch out.. He'll be doing whatever, and you too do whatever, wait until he's gone.. Tell security or store personnel what's going on, whatever..

He can either be alpha or submissive, anything else is freaky d1cky, watch out..


I just came up with that one on a single experience, it could work or it could not.. Let me know how it goes..

As for my brush today, I bet the guy though he could either steal my bike or my rear wheel, because of the way I lock my bike.. That's dumb.. Cable lock goes through front wheel, through rear wheel, and through between chain and seat post trays - or the rear triangle of the bike.. It takes some brains to understand you won't just take the bike or wheel off.. So the guy was dumb.. Although it could have ended bad amids traffic, because rear wheel was loose.. I was lucky..

Watch out there..
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Mr. Wolf

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I tighten pretty tight.. It's impossible. It wasn't just loose a little bit, it was unscrewed. I had to screw more than several revolutions to get it tight again.. I'm sure it was unscrewed by someone, and I'm sure it was the guy I saw.. Of all the things...

But then gain, I could be wrong.. No way of knowing..

My advice can't be anymore subjective and unsure.. Watch out..
 

Latinoman

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Maybe he saw your shaved legs and thought you were a chick.
 

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You sure you aren't mentally ill?

I would get that looked into if I were you.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Falcon

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You seem to be very paranoid with the whole alpha & submission thing.
 

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Uh what ever, this is good advice. ALWAYS becareful and vigilant. Let me explain:

These are the states of human awareness:

Red - You're getting into a confrontation, you know it. No avoiding it. Be prepared.
Orange - You're anticipating confrontation, but no outbreak of attack.
Yellow - You are not tense, but vigilant and aware of your surroundings.
White - You're walking head down, iPod blasting music, not aware the guy you just passed did a 180 and is now stalking you while you walk into a dark alley as a shortcut to get home on a cold winter's night.
Black - The state you're in after previously mentioned guy knocks you silly and steals all your sh1t.

Try to be in yellow all the time.
 

Yotsuya-san

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Mr. Wolf said:
Holidays are not just for us normal people to be jolly.. Fiefs and crooks have a god given right to enjoy the same stuff too..

I was out today, before my night, I lock my bike to a tree, and go inside a store.. Come out, ride it home, then discover rear wheel is loose, like someone tried to unscrew it and take it off, or the bike..

As I was parking there was a guy, dressed nice, all good, he looked somewhat different.. It seemed to me he was looking at me.. Not amog style, nor submissive, he was just looking my way.. As I got ready to go inside he slowed down, took a cart, and watched me.. All along pretending to be just holding cart, or whatever..

There is a certain look to these guys, like I said, not amog, not submissive, staring.. Creepy.. An amog guy would stare you down and be on his way, a submissive guy would stare away and be on his way. Guys like these would stare keep an eye on you, almost wanting you to be gone and leave your possessions alone.. By the way, I don't really know, I'm just comparing the experience with what I do know..

Thus, be careful out there.. Suspect everyone.. Be your own cop, crooked and paranoid, watching out for things..


This is a test for people like these:


A) Is the guy submissive? If yes, he will look away and be on his way..

B) Is the guy alpha? If yes, he will out alpha you and be on his way..

C) If none of the above, and he might gives you creeps, make you want to say forget it and be on your way, watch out.. He'll be doing whatever, and you too do whatever, wait until he's gone.. Tell security or store personnel what's going on, whatever..

He can either be alpha or submissive, anything else is freaky d1cky, watch out..


I just came up with that one on a single experience, it could work or it could not.. Let me know how it goes..

As for my brush today, I bet the guy though he could either steal my bike or my rear wheel, because of the way I lock my bike.. That's dumb.. Cable lock goes through front wheel, through rear wheel, and through between chain and seat post trays - or the rear triangle of the bike.. It takes some brains to understand you won't just take the bike or wheel off.. So the guy was dumb.. Although it could have ended bad amids traffic, because rear wheel was loose.. I was lucky..

Watch out there..
As Bill Duke said to Terence Stamp in The Limey: "There's one thing I don't understand...The thing I don't understand is every mother****in' word you're saying"
 
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