DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I saw this on another forum. Not sure how many of yall go to mystery's but this was a perfect FR IMO
Forget Friday and Saturday which were great nights- but yesterday I met two of the most gorgeous females!!
I called my ex-roommate out of the blue and she asked me to go shopping with her so I was like cool since we haven't hung out in a while. Well first we stopped in Banana Republic and there was a nice looking redhead working but I didnt see her and I was dancing to the music they were playing and I hear this voice "we are going to have to hire you to dance for us..."
I turn around and this redhead 7.5 is smiling and watching me. So we made conversation and my roommate goes "Oh no you're going to start macking again.." Well nothing came out of that except harmless flirting.
Next we went to Victoria Secret and my exroomie goes OMG those girls are pretty. (this is coming from a girl who is an 8.5 or above) and I looked and saw too very hot workers in business attire and my heart skipped a beat.
It was really dead in there (Sunday afternoon) and they looked kind of bored.
Well my roommate talks to the brunette about some stockings she needs and I introduce myself and ad-lib alot teasing her about her headpiece ("so you FBI, CIA or management?" ) she's laughing but she's very business like and keep it business oriented but then while she's helping my roommate I made my way over the blonde 9.0 who has the warmest smile you'll ever see and I engage
ME: "I had to come over because those pearly whites are blinding me, Im going to need surgery on my eyes maaaaan!"
HER: (cracks up) "Im sorry...."
ME: "its alright but I think you would look good with a platinum grill..."
HER: "oh no I couldnt do that (laughing).... is that your girlfriend, she's pretty"
ME: "nah thats my ex roommate and good friend"
HER: "why arent you dating her...she's hot"
ME: "really? would you date her"
HER: (embarrassing smile) "I cant answer that...I dont know"
ME: "let me call her over real quick"
HER: "no, no! dont! OMG!!..."
ME: "settle down I wouldnt do that to you, anyway you look nice yourself but I have to wonder because Ive never met a really nice looking girl that can cook. Can you cook"
HER: "oh hell yeah! I can cook! "
ME: "what can you make? Can you make chicken and waffles? "
HER: "no that doesnt sound good, I can make really good italian, do you eat italian"
ME: " I dont eat people but if I did Italians would be high on my list..."
HER: "ass! you know what I mean!"
ME: "You ass! You just called me an ass! I should hit you upside the head with a biscuit"
HER (mouth opened) "you called me an ass and threathened me with a biscuit"
ME: "yes I did and the only way for you to make it up is to make me lasagna"
HER: (smiles) "I could do that, but I dont even know you but you're funny. "
ME: "funny? Do I look like a clown? How am I funny? What is funny about me?"
HER: (touches my arm) "OMG I love that movie..."
ME: "I do too we should watch it while eating your lasagna and throwing biscuits at each other"
HER: (smiling) "Id so kick your ass!"
At this time my roommate walks back over and ask if Im flirting (she would always do this to me)
ME: "yeah Im flirting with Megan who's going to make me chicken"
HER: (play hits me) "uh its Stacy and it was lasagna"
ME: "okay Im flirting with Stacy who's name used to be lasagna"
Her and my roommate crack up.
Roommate: "you are so unbelievable!...girl he used to be my roommate, I had to put up with this for 4 years "
My roommate goes off to the register. Stacy and I flirt for another minute before she has to get back to business but she says without me asking "let me give you my number" which I get serious and take down in my phone and reply "lets see you'll be Stacy 2 since I have a Stacy already in here" and she says "no Im Stacy #1" So I left and when we were leaving I looked back slowly and her and the other girl were talking and she was smiling and makes a phone gesture with her thumb and pinky to call. My roommate as usual goes "what is up with you lately, you've never been this much of a player, plus your thinner and going out alot..." Hahahahaha!
Forget Friday and Saturday which were great nights- but yesterday I met two of the most gorgeous females!!
I called my ex-roommate out of the blue and she asked me to go shopping with her so I was like cool since we haven't hung out in a while. Well first we stopped in Banana Republic and there was a nice looking redhead working but I didnt see her and I was dancing to the music they were playing and I hear this voice "we are going to have to hire you to dance for us..."
I turn around and this redhead 7.5 is smiling and watching me. So we made conversation and my roommate goes "Oh no you're going to start macking again.." Well nothing came out of that except harmless flirting.
Next we went to Victoria Secret and my exroomie goes OMG those girls are pretty. (this is coming from a girl who is an 8.5 or above) and I looked and saw too very hot workers in business attire and my heart skipped a beat.
It was really dead in there (Sunday afternoon) and they looked kind of bored.
Well my roommate talks to the brunette about some stockings she needs and I introduce myself and ad-lib alot teasing her about her headpiece ("so you FBI, CIA or management?" ) she's laughing but she's very business like and keep it business oriented but then while she's helping my roommate I made my way over the blonde 9.0 who has the warmest smile you'll ever see and I engage
ME: "I had to come over because those pearly whites are blinding me, Im going to need surgery on my eyes maaaaan!"
HER: (cracks up) "Im sorry...."
ME: "its alright but I think you would look good with a platinum grill..."
HER: "oh no I couldnt do that (laughing).... is that your girlfriend, she's pretty"
ME: "nah thats my ex roommate and good friend"
HER: "why arent you dating her...she's hot"
ME: "really? would you date her"
HER: (embarrassing smile) "I cant answer that...I dont know"
ME: "let me call her over real quick"
HER: "no, no! dont! OMG!!..."
ME: "settle down I wouldnt do that to you, anyway you look nice yourself but I have to wonder because Ive never met a really nice looking girl that can cook. Can you cook"
HER: "oh hell yeah! I can cook! "
ME: "what can you make? Can you make chicken and waffles? "
HER: "no that doesnt sound good, I can make really good italian, do you eat italian"
ME: " I dont eat people but if I did Italians would be high on my list..."
HER: "ass! you know what I mean!"
ME: "You ass! You just called me an ass! I should hit you upside the head with a biscuit"
HER (mouth opened) "you called me an ass and threathened me with a biscuit"
ME: "yes I did and the only way for you to make it up is to make me lasagna"
HER: (smiles) "I could do that, but I dont even know you but you're funny. "
ME: "funny? Do I look like a clown? How am I funny? What is funny about me?"
HER: (touches my arm) "OMG I love that movie..."
ME: "I do too we should watch it while eating your lasagna and throwing biscuits at each other"
HER: (smiling) "Id so kick your ass!"
At this time my roommate walks back over and ask if Im flirting (she would always do this to me)
ME: "yeah Im flirting with Megan who's going to make me chicken"
HER: (play hits me) "uh its Stacy and it was lasagna"
ME: "okay Im flirting with Stacy who's name used to be lasagna"
Her and my roommate crack up.
Roommate: "you are so unbelievable!...girl he used to be my roommate, I had to put up with this for 4 years "
My roommate goes off to the register. Stacy and I flirt for another minute before she has to get back to business but she says without me asking "let me give you my number" which I get serious and take down in my phone and reply "lets see you'll be Stacy 2 since I have a Stacy already in here" and she says "no Im Stacy #1" So I left and when we were leaving I looked back slowly and her and the other girl were talking and she was smiling and makes a phone gesture with her thumb and pinky to call. My roommate as usual goes "what is up with you lately, you've never been this much of a player, plus your thinner and going out alot..." Hahahahaha!