"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Beast movie review

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This afternoon, I got turned down for a date to the movies over text. So what did I do? Instead of moping around, I went to the movies anyways and just enjoyed myself....(though I kept wondering why she turned me down on my way there.)


If you're a fan of Jaws, Jurassic park or any predator movies, this movie might be just for you. Idris Elba was great in this flick. He played the protagonist who seems to be a mix of MacGyver and Dr. House. Good with tools and human anatomy and healing.

This flick was typical in the sense that in the beginning they try to connect you to the main characters by telling a side story about themselves, so it may start out slow at first. The action was alright and pretty good. A lot of it is CGI so it is what it is. The fight in the end between Idris and the Lion is symbolic to the struggles we face in everyday life. We have a lion mauling us, taking us down to the ground and sometimes we may need a little help from a few people.

Like I said, if you're a fan of Predator movies you'll love this movie. If you're also a fan of african culture, you'll also like this movie lol. I give this one a B +.

On a side note, I will never go traveling at night on my ebike on Philippine traffic again. I could have killed myself out there and caused an accident. Next time, I'm hitching a ride home. : )
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Guys like us need to watch movies as a cope. Nothing like a good movie to get your mind over these flakey girls.

Do look at Beyond the Trailer on youtube to see if there is a video review. Nothing like watching a video of a nice lady explaining what you just watched. Some girls are too dull company anway. You ask them what they think of the movie? They say "it was nice".
 

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Eh, give me a Breast of a movie like Cinemax showed late at night in the '80s.
 
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