"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Beard trim/rugged look

adpreston1988

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How do you go about getting the best looking beard trim. Like you haven't shaved for days, but it looks really nice and rugged?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skilla_Staz

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I shave down instead of up, and the next day it looks pretty stubbly. This is a really weird question though...
 

Hitch

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If you want to look "Rough" keep the hairs on your chin and under your bottom lip shorter and stubbly. Also, if you can, try and keep a 5 o'clock shadow type of deal.
 

md3sign

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This may sound weird, but I've always used a hair clippers to maintain my chinstrap. I put it on the 2nd setting with the bare blade and go over my hair about once a week. It leaves about 2-3mm of hair, which is perfect for that "rugged" look. It also takes all of 10 seconds.
 
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