"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Be my valentine

darksprezzatura

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Do you guys go ghost on valentine's day on all your plates or upgrade any particular plate to that status to spend time with her?

P.S I'm spinning 4 plates, 2 of whom I'm sleeping with and I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do so.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Murk

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First Valentine’s Day in a long time I’ve been roped into doing stuff. Ordered 24 roses to my gfs office to male her feel nice and prob have to take her somewhere expensive to eat on Friday. I couldn’t actually give a **** about valentines but I do like to make people feel good when I can (because I’ve been such a bastard in the past)
 
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