"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Be like Stone Cold Steve Austin

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StoneColdFox said:
lol I didn't know enough about you to come up w/ a good one.
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Then stop trying. You look utterly retarded.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hes like this because he knows he can rock your fuking world in a fight anyday, if he was a little b1tch who couldnt fight hed walk around and never talk ****
 
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mexican_player2 said:
mike tyson would beat the **** out of him instantly
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Amen. OP, I know where you're going with this, but Stone Cold's a b!tch. Mike Tyson would eat his face and teabag his family just for fun. The difference between them is Tyson can actually fight, and he's a crazy motherfuker. Stone Cold runs around a fake ring doing stunts.

Again, I love your message, but your example is rubbish.
 
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This "tip" was resurrected??????? :crackup:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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insidious said:
This "tip" was resurrected??????? :crackup:
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Am I the only one who always smiles when they see that emoticon? :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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