"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Be like Stone Cold Steve Austin

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StoneColdFox said:
lol I didn't know enough about you to come up w/ a good one.
Then stop trying. You look utterly retarded.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Hes like this because he knows he can rock your fuking world in a fight anyday, if he was a little b1tch who couldnt fight hed walk around and never talk ****
 

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mexican_player2 said:
mike tyson would beat the **** out of him instantly
Amen. OP, I know where you're going with this, but Stone Cold's a b!tch. Mike Tyson would eat his face and teabag his family just for fun. The difference between them is Tyson can actually fight, and he's a crazy motherfuker. Stone Cold runs around a fake ring doing stunts.

Again, I love your message, but your example is rubbish.
 

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This "tip" was resurrected??????? :crackup:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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insidious said:
This "tip" was resurrected??????? :crackup:
Am I the only one who always smiles when they see that emoticon? :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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