"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Be honest, your success rate with girls vs non-sexual first date to sexual first date

Dhoulmagus

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Rules: She has to at least touch your bare **** with her hands or any part of her body or you are able to finger her or something for it to be considered sexual. Bottomline, no good night pecks at the door lol.

No quick group meetups for a non-sexual first. Must be just you two.

Sex: 100%

Non Sex: 0%
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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RangerMIke

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Well.... it really all depends on what part of my life I am in. When I was in college, it happened with much more frequency... most of the time.

Now... I guess it's 1 out of 5-6. I think this has more to do with not really pushing as hard with a lower sex drive with age.
 
dustmuffin

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Two out of five. It fluctuates though. I have had almost 100 percent before. It just depends on the woman.
 
Huffman

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I was gonna say 0%, but I actually had my bones jumped a couple of times. I conveniently forgot about these because they were to easy(?) ;)
 
ubercat

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Yeah 2/5 sounds about right. Weirdly I don't seem to get anything in the middle either I get nothing for the whole date is a make out session.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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raider87

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Its unlikely i'll call her back if she doesn't sleep with me on the first date.
 
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