Be her Daddy

[JaguarMike]

When I first heard my friend tell me about this, I was weirded out. The more I thought about it, the more deviously funny it seemed to me. This could work... so I tried it out, modeling my methods after my bud.

Things I noticed

*By taking control in a silent strong way it changed the game

*I said what we'd do, and didn't ask if that was ok- created instant attraction

*I laid down the law, and as a result laid down the girl

*I talked down to her, but at the same time respecting her. This is EXTREMELY hard to put into words, but I think most of you will understand what I mean. Not quite ****y and funny, but not as bad as Al Gore addressing the public. Happy medium.

By doing these things it really solidified the relationship, and let her know who is boss, without being abusive or a jerk. Anyone want to add?

 

[Bible_Belt]

I won't take my girl out unless she has done her homework from school. It's also a good excuse to get off the phone - "do your homework, young lady."

 

[DonJuanMonk]

This will probably not work on more independent/bossy girls.

And trying to pretend to be someone you're not is just another technique that works on a certain percentage of women out there.

 

[S0LID]

Yes, treat girls like children, the DJ mind is emotionally more mature than hers anyways.

 

[bbestar]

Before the first date, tell her on the phone... Not to take a bath or wear any make up...

Tell her you want to get to know the real you...

The day your meeting her... Dress up with your best shoes and best clothes...

This can be kinda funny and at the same time know whos has authority..

When you first see a girl looking at her.. finger her from far away.. meaning to come here child

If you are sitting down, tell her to sit down, then when she sits down, tell her not that chair, but another chair..


I was coming out of the parking lot in a car and i saw some dude at the across me, and were deciding who should get out first. And the Dude Fingered me to give me permission to go first out the parking lot..I looked away while i went ahead

AND I WAS DEEPLY EXTREMELY OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!! by that little finger... I was Damn thinking about that for a few days...

When Ordering stuff from the menu.. Ask her what she wants, then when she says it... you relay that information to the cashier
If she argues with you, tell her.. Don't TALK TO ME LIKE, I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, and stare her down...

When your in the car and making a turn or lane change, Tell her to look if there are any cars, if she says no.. ask her are you sure...then tell her the consequences and that it will be all her fault.

When she is getting in your car, tell her, that your goin to strap her in the seat

Im loving this thread

 

[JaguarMike]

lol bbester, I love doing that finger thing when i'm driving, it totally pisses some people off in my neighborhood. I was driving and this snobby looking mom with her kids tried crossing the street, I slam on the breaks, and calmly motion to her to move along, and she hates me taking control, and motions me to go, and then I honk the horn, and she walks across, lol.

Who has any other stories of taking control with people?