"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Battle of the Mary Janes

zekko

zekko

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Happened to see a few moments of a Spider Man movie the other day, and thought I would pose this question: Which of the two actresses who have played Mary Jane do you prefer, Kirsten Dunst or Emma Stone?

IMO, of the two Emma Stone is prettier, but I'll take Kirsten Dunst because she has better boobs. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KingofPuss

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Since I loved Dunst in that movie as a youngin', I'll take her. She was so hot. Though I think Emma Stone is more attractive and higher quality, Dunst has a special place in my heart
 
Bokanovsky

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Neither of them is particularly attractive, even in the movies and heavily airbrushed images you see online. Don't google "kirsten dunst no makeup" unless you have a barf bucket ready..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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