"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Baseball fans, what do you think about this woman?

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http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/89095597.html

Blonde in sex-for-tix case offered 3-way, cop says

By REGINA MEDINA
Philadelphia Daily News

[email protected] 215-854-5985

The conversation between the man and woman inside a Bucks County eatery in October went from a lighthearted chat about dogs and family to raunchy talk of anal sex and threesomes - in less than 10 minutes.

Officer Michael Brady, with the Bensalem Township Police Department, was undercover as "Bob" when he met Susan Finkelstein, who was "adamant" about getting Phillies World Series tickets, he testified yesterday during the first day of her trial. The former public-relations specialist faces prostitution charges for allegedly trying to trade sex for the tickets.

Finkelstein "said she was interested in anal sex and she brought lube with her if I wanted that," Brady said under oath when questioned by Assistant District Attorney Steven Jones.

"She was adamant about getting this ticket," Brady testified.

When Finkelstein, 44, learned of another ticket that Bob's "brother" had, she said the siblings could "DP" her, Brady said. "DP" is short for "double penetration," he explained.

The first day of trial saw the prosecution rest after testimony by Brady; his Special Investigations Unit supervisor, Sgt. Robert Bugsch; and Bensalem Police Officer Gregory Smith.

Bugsch had contacted Finkelstein through her infamous Craigslist ad - "DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX" - and after some sexually charged exchanges between the two, he planned to meet her at Manny Brown's in Neshaminy Mall, according to testimony. He sent Brady to pose as the ticket-holder.

Bugsch testified that he found her ad by typing in "blonde" into the Craigslist search engine.

In his opening statement, Jones told the jury that "the facts of this case are simple and uncomplicated." He introduced a condom that was found in Finkelstein's purse and nude photos of her that she e-mailed to Bugsch before the Oct. 26 meeting. No lubricant was found in the purse.

Finkelstein's attorney, William J. Brennan, dialed up the theatrics in Judge Albert J. Cepparulo's courtroom in Doylestown during his cross-examinations and opening statement. He was expected to present the defense case today.

"If a prostitute deals in Phillies World Series tickets, her shelf life is about as long as Haley's Comet," Brennan told the jury in his opening, referring to the infrequency of the team's last three appearances in the fall classic, 1993, 2008 and 2009.

"If she is in the business of prostitution, is she just open in October? . . . So she's just open in the Octobers when we have [the Phillies] in the World Series?" he asked. "That business is not open very often."

Brennan wondered why Bensalem police were on the hunt in Philly.

"Is Bensalem so crime-free that the Bensalem police can go on the Internet?" he asked.

"The commonwealth wants you to believe Sgt. Bugsch, in a hunt to track down crime, types in 'blonde,' sees this ad and says, 'I better get on this.' "
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She just used the whole world series thing to have an excuse to get her gangbang on..we need more women like her. arrest the cop.
 

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There is a picture in the article showing the woman and her husband waiting outside the courthouse and sharing a laugh.

How much of a p@ssywhipped you have to be in order to tolerate this sh1t as a man?! that guy should have thrown his wife to the curb but since he looks like he probably won't be able to get laid outside of his marriage, he is swallowing this bitter pill.

I bet the baseball tickets were for her cuckhold husband to keep him somewhat happy while she solely went for getting penetrated by two men.
 

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DJDamage said:
I bet the baseball tickets were for her cuckhold husband to keep him somewhat happy while she solely went for getting penetrated by two men.
I love heartwarming stories where everybody wins... rated NC17 :whistle:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The cop should be demoted for wasting his time.

The woman should be fined for false advertising, as no lube was found in her purse.

And anybody that has tickets to the world series and gives them to a 44 y/o for the right to bang her with another guy should learn some basic economics.

Of course all of this is just a smokescreen. The woman so she can pretend she's attractive, the cop to pretend he is some skilled investigator, and the husband pretend that he's the man that has a woman all the guys are after.

But in a world where men are desperate for pu$$y, and women are desperate for attention, anything is possible.
 
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