*Barf Alert* - AFC Myspace Bulletin

[Desdinova]

Oh man, I just got this in a myspace bulletin. Although it might make you nauseaus, It's a great reflection of the majority of men out there...



I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that i bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an assh0le

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just f**k you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy


I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to be there for me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new ******* comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I cant ever do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your bf was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That i cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always b1tch and b1tch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assh0les who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're *****ing, maybe look up to see who you're *****ing to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry "

If You're one of the few girls with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, repost as "To all the girls who look past the nice guys"

 

[insanity]

oh my god that is sad times ten. everybody was an afc at one time or another but that is ridiculous. he needs a slap

 

[comic_relief]

"I'm sorry"

:moon: :trouble:

comic_relief

 

[Oxide]

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I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that i bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

No problem, flowers can be ok

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk


But was I drunk too? If so, then it should have been fair game. How drunk was she? Tipsy? Wasted? It makes a difference.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants


Don't be sorry, get your ass to gym

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

No problem, I do this too, it is fine, really

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"


Well, go berate your parents and your luck. And her for being a shallow wh0re

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an assh0le


How nice? Being nice isn't a problem

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things


Then get one, and not for her, but for yourself

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club


Sometimes I do too, but you have to go out once in awhile.

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just f**k you
like some random guy.


you just do not know how to fvck

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date


She should be sorry for bothering you with all the talks. Is she there when YOU need to talk?

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy


Hahaha, what a great girlfriend you are! Wait, girl friends dont let friends go home with a strange guy... so you are not even that good!

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to be there for me when I need a friend


Well, I guess the skank had it coming. You did tell her she needs to give you road head, right?


I'm sorry
If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new ******* comes around


Don't be sorry, just leave when a real man comes by

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work


Put the phone on mute and let her go at it while you sleep. Better yet, offer "cry sex" - it does the body good

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.


...for me to poop on



I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore


Oh boy, please don't tell me you own a gun

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am


... and bullets

I'm sorry
I cant ever do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.


...and a suicide note

I'm sorry
I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...


...and nobody to remember you because you didn't make any friends


I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your bf was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

I'm Sorry
That i cared


No you are not

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different.


Me too. I wish you would have realized that you are dealing with a literall hoebag who has emotional issues. Well... it is about time son, click clack.

 

[DJDamage]

I wish I can answer the AFC who wrote this poem.

Ladies always b1tch and b1tch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assh0les who mistreat them.

Mistreat them?? how by giving them the rollercoaster ride of emotions they crave for and want??. NewsFalsh: When women says she wants a good guy she means she wants a good guy with a backbone . They already have a pvssy so why would they want another one like you??

Well ladies next time you're *****ing, maybe look up to see who you're *****ing to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?".

They won't give you a chance because you are a pvssy. Women don't like pvssies and they want a man who won't appologize for being one. Trust me they won't be looking up to see who they are fvcking because they are too busy enjoying the ride.

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

Right by you? what are you a stalker?? women don't need to search because men with balls always approach while guys with no balls sit in the corner and writes poems about how they wish they had balls.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry "

Sorry?? I am sorry for reading it.

If You're one of the few girls with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, repost as "To all the girls who look past the nice guys"

Those girls don't have time to repost, they are fvcking the same men you despise so much.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

If You're one of the few girls with enough balls to repost,..

Generation AFC. Men are women and women are men now,..

 

[Oxide]

I propose a toast:

"To all of the real men who ever lived, in the past, present, and future. To those that follow their dreams and stay true to themselves in this world that continuously attempts to change us. To all of us - cheers brothers!"

<this doesn't include everyone on this site. Just those of you who are awesome >

 

[Charm&Style]

awwwwwwwww thats sooooo sweet


<333

 

[spider_007]

one up on a time that was me....i remember thinking once; "why don't they want me, i'm really nice, i'll do anything for them?"
Thank god for David D. who introduced me to the comunity, and people on this site for trowing a bucket of cold water on me.

 

[MuayThai]

Gay * Infinity+1 = that guy


:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


:flowers: :flowers:

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

some of those werent too bad

but other ones just made me want to beat the wussiness out of whoever wrote that.

 

[wolf116]

That was me. It is soo sad when you see the girl of your dreams and best friend with an *******. Your just thinking what the fvck, I want to save you.

After a year of being a crying pu$$y, when I was 17. I decided to change my life. I diden't care anymore, I stopped talking to her. stopped sitting next to her, got into school fights, started boxing and gym.

She came crawling back to me with a wet pu$$y!

 

[ValleyDJing]

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haha! Somebody posted this on a myspace bullitan for me too...and I responded kind of like this too! The dude replied back with something like "huh?" I just shook my head and thanked god for sosuave.