"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bar crawling - last night

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These are my happenings from last night. Taken on my notepad. Enjoy.


Very drunk. Taking more shots. Listening to xxxtentacion - look at me. Can't keep my dvck in my pants.


One of my plates wants me to come over. New pvssy > old pvssy. I want her to beg. Still not going.

Walking
to
the club. Condom in my pocket. Me v. The world, bvtch.


Just realized I forgot my gum. Harder to disguise my intoxication. So what.


Parking is 15 dollars for 2+ hours. Will I pay? No.


1130 pm. I arrived at one bar. Closed. Losing business to competition. Next


In line at the club that let's women in for free. The chicks in front of me aren't too attractive. I flirt anyway. Blown out. One was receptive(uglier friend)and the cute one didn't want to be touched. Creep? That's my crown.


Bouncer got pissy with me in regards to the bathroom. One was closed for some reason


Danced with a bvtch i knew a while ago . Her friend pulled her away


Hit on numerous chicks. One recognized me but I don't know her. I don't like being recognized.


Hit on many chicks. Friends pill them away
I make no effort to game a group.


Gave my number out a few times. Too nroxicated to remember. Got a refill for free. It's ladies night and I got a lady to get it.


Tried to dance with a white chick.
Group pulled her away. Cute chick pulled
me to the side. Couldn't isolate. Still gaming


Dancing with some chick on my dvck. Her friends kept trying to pull her away. She wasn't having it. Isolated and got a kiss. Wouldn't go to my private spot.


One chick wanted me to dance with her. Club closed. Couldn't isolate. Friend blocked my game
Ignored the friend still tried to isolate. They ran away.. She left me her number. Walking to my vehicle.


Woke up n a strangers bed. She bought breakfast. Cool.


Condom unused. Odds of no std? Just got lower.


Update:

Sober. Plate badgering me about standing her up last night. Trying to get her to bring me some food. Odds look good.


Going to the mall later. Trying to get laid again.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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MrJack

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Lol what happened in between walking to your car and waking up in a strangers bed?
 

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Not entirely sure, bud. I was nearing the point of blackout as I left the club
So u drove to a strangers place. Drunk?
Woke up in her bed condom unused?
You made some great choices last night dude
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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