"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bank Teller

unistork

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Whenever I go to my local bank I always get the same bank teller, I think she's good looking and she appears to be single. Would you even try to DJ her or is it not worth it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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diablo

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Is this another "joke" thread?

A) Woman is not a co-worker
B) Woman is single
C) Woman is attractive
D) You're a straight male (this is an assumption)

You tell me. :rolleyes:

Only downside to the situation is that she knows exactly how much money you've got... :p
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by diablo
Only downside to the situation is that she knows exactly how much money you've got... :p
HAHAHA

Ba ZING!
 

DeathDealer

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Yeah.. I'd DJ her.. I'd either bring out my ghetto BLING BLING music mixes or my cool ass trance techno music mixes.
 

johnny_chase

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You shouldnt have to turn DJ on and off, if you think of it like that you're not doing it right. It should just be your natural reaction to interacting with women
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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