Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Banging a girl at the same time as another dude

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Hikapo said:
...Unbelievable thread. Sounds so trollish. Anyways, good luck JASA. I don't have any life experience on stuff like this, but when I do meet a woman like that(GOD FORBID), you will always remind me never to talk to them.
It's been pretty much proven that JASA is a troll who was banned under a different name for stealing other people's accounts.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Just a Shot Away said:
So I recently became involved with a married chick
Bad.

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Her husband has been away for a few months (military), but he's coming back tomorrow (Thursday).
VERY EFFIN' BAD! Dude it's bad enough to eff a married, but TO EFF SERVICE PERSONNEL'S WIFE come on dude?

Call me old fashioned, but I believe in the sancity of marriage. I effed a married chick once and I felt like sh*t afterwards, not that I'm the most religious guy in the world, but I do believe in an afterlife and I do believe that I'm going to have to answer for helping this chick violate her marriage vows; considering there's so many single women to mess with.

Then you make woprse by banning military personnel's wife. I'm sorry dude, but that's effed up in every way known to man. This dude is off defending America from evil and tyranny, meanwhile you're dumbing loads in his wife's face. That's some foul sh*t dude.
 

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Maximus Rex said:
Then you make woprse by banning military personnel's wife. I'm sorry dude, but that's effed up in every way known to man. This dude is off defending America from evil and tyranny, meanwhile you're dumbing loads in his wife's face. That's some foul sh*t dude.
By occupying foreign countries for the private interests of the military complex.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but America's the bad guy now.
 

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Alle_Gory said:
By occupying foreign countries for the private interests of the military complex.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but America's the bad guy now.
Hate the war, not the soldier.

Corporate influence on America's geopolitical blunders does not make adultery any less sleazy.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alle_Gory said:
By occupying foreign countries for the private interests of the military complex.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but America's the bad guy now.
Huh, if only the UN would help out. Instead of letting us police the world.
 

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Huh, if only the UN would help out. Instead of letting us police the world.
Sounds like someone's been watching too much "Team America World Police". :rolleyes:

Pick up a decent newspaper, read it and then we can discuss further. With facts instead of talking points and propaganda. BBC is good, Forbes is good, Al Jazeera English is good, the Associated Press is fairly unbiased and they have great coverage. The New York Times was also a good source, but I'm not sure about their reputation recently.
 

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lol. my first time was with a married woman and she even told me she had other guys on the side. im pretty sure she fuked her husband when he came home. did i care? not one fuking bit. i got what i wanted yo
 

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he has a point al.

facial symmetry in women (and males) is a huge factor in placing beauty in a person.

if you see someone with a dishoveled face, or crooked something, we find it unattractive. it may be because of evolution we want our children to be as great and perfect as possible.

but facial symmetry is definitely a factor in beauty. are asymmetrical boobs attractive? no!! symmetry is pretty, allegory.
 
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chance said:
lol. my first time was with a married woman and she even told me she had other guys on the side. im pretty sure she fuked her husband when he came home. did i care? not one fuking bit. i got what i wanted yo
:mad:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Alle_Gory said:
Sounds like someone's been watching too much "Team America World Police". :rolleyes:

Pick up a decent newspaper, read it and then we can discuss further. With facts instead of talking points and propaganda. BBC is good, Forbes is good, Al Jazeera English is good, the Associated Press is fairly unbiased and they have great coverage. The New York Times was also a good source, but I'm not sure about their reputation recently.
Dude, you bring this crap into every thread. You're like a virus.
 

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this guy didnt want her to have sex with the hubby LMAO

cant believe i read 6 pages of this

how did you meet her anyway?
 

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Despite all the non helpful comments on here I would suggest she says she has her period or something? I don't know if you have sex while she has her period or not? But most likely she is going to have sex with him.
He is gonna have your sloppy secnds lol. Btw stop hating on OP like he is the bad guy here. He is not cheating she is. It is at will if it was nit a soldiers wife you wouldn't care. He is pimpin it. Good luck.
Slick..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is the OP still around on here? What an utter retard. With any luck the hubby found out and put a bullet through his brain.
 

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Honestly.. i do not know who i think is more of a disgrace, you or the wife... damn .. Theese kind a things really annoyes me! ..
 

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This thread is certified gold..lol wtf OP not wanting sloppy seconds when he's the one ****ing someone wife. talk about entitlement
 

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You're a big piece of ****

When I was in the Army, a buddy of mine found out his wife was cheating on him. He was killed a few days later.

How do you think she felt?

P.S. A real DJ would have enough option's not to **** a soldier's wife. You 4F piece of crap.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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