Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
They never go away either and the harder you try, the more they want you. So annoying, its not worth it.
"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"
The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.
Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.
Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.
Bangin' Mid teens
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ShortTimer
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Q: What's the difference between a clothes dryer and a high school girl?
A: Clothes dryers don't follow you around for two weeks after you put a load in them.
A: Clothes dryers don't follow you around for two weeks after you put a load in them.
Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
hahhahaha
damn that was good
damn that was good
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
My 2 Cents
k i am in OZ ( Australia ) too,
legal age for sex is 16 in Australia.
i know alot of chicks 15 that have f***ed 10 guys at least.
so here's my advice :
if you f*** her and she falls pregnant what happens ?
seen it happen to my friend with a 15 year old chick, he is lucky she miscarried and was nice enough not to mention his name to her mum who was trying to get the police involved.
my friends next girlfriend ( 19 ) found out about him seeing a 15 year old from a jealous AFC. word got around. in some circles it can be social suicide.
on the streets i see 12 - 13 year olds f***ing dudes 18 - 22 straight up. but to me thats just insane.
there is a big social stigma in a girl being 15 in Australia. They ALL lie and say they are 16 without exception. the reason being no one wants jail bait so their little hoe a$$e$ have to walk the streets instead of cruising around in some guys hotted up car. they basically get nowhere and have nothing out in the cold dark world until they can be good for one thing sex.
Ask for ID when she says she is 16. ie. medicare card, birth certificate, drivers licence (L's) i know alot of guys that ask and the chick shouldn't act up unless she has something to hide.
my advice is keep her on the hook till she is 16. while tempting there are alot of aussies who will try and fry you over hittin' a 15 year old b*tch.
peace,
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
DJ IDOLS : Han Solo the Kino and Neg Hit king in The Empire Strikes Back
Captain Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind " frankly my dear i don't give a damn "
k i am in OZ ( Australia ) too,
legal age for sex is 16 in Australia.
i know alot of chicks 15 that have f***ed 10 guys at least.
so here's my advice :
if you f*** her and she falls pregnant what happens ?
seen it happen to my friend with a 15 year old chick, he is lucky she miscarried and was nice enough not to mention his name to her mum who was trying to get the police involved.
my friends next girlfriend ( 19 ) found out about him seeing a 15 year old from a jealous AFC. word got around. in some circles it can be social suicide.
on the streets i see 12 - 13 year olds f***ing dudes 18 - 22 straight up. but to me thats just insane.
there is a big social stigma in a girl being 15 in Australia. They ALL lie and say they are 16 without exception. the reason being no one wants jail bait so their little hoe a$$e$ have to walk the streets instead of cruising around in some guys hotted up car. they basically get nowhere and have nothing out in the cold dark world until they can be good for one thing sex.
Ask for ID when she says she is 16. ie. medicare card, birth certificate, drivers licence (L's) i know alot of guys that ask and the chick shouldn't act up unless she has something to hide.
my advice is keep her on the hook till she is 16. while tempting there are alot of aussies who will try and fry you over hittin' a 15 year old b*tch.
peace,
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
DJ IDOLS : Han Solo the Kino and Neg Hit king in The Empire Strikes Back
Captain Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind " frankly my dear i don't give a damn "
Sterling the Runner
Don Juan
Thats like me bangin a 12 yr old!!! EWWWW!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
MrBond_Age
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Theres an ol`austraian sayin: "Ol` enough to crawl, ol` enough to fu(k"
willo
Don Juan
Remember guys, u can still be convicted with statutary rape even if the girl says she is 16. That is not a suitable defence if you know she is still at school.
Quite apart from the legal or moral issues involved, heres the options:
a) she'll be a crap shag and/or scared of your erect penis
b) she'll become psychotically obsessed with you and pretend/make sure she's pregant
c) she'll convince her conveniently-just-released-from-state-pen big motherfu*ker of a father to show you some "tough love"
d) you'll feel as cheap and nasty as a used tampon
e) all of the above
Just leave it.
a) she'll be a crap shag and/or scared of your erect penis
b) she'll become psychotically obsessed with you and pretend/make sure she's pregant
c) she'll convince her conveniently-just-released-from-state-pen big motherfu*ker of a father to show you some "tough love"
d) you'll feel as cheap and nasty as a used tampon
e) all of the above
Just leave it.
I'm not going to say anything about the sex laws cause I'm not hypocritical but just to be safe I'd wait till she was 16 give it to her as a birthday present or something
. Like AMF said there will be more complications because she will probably not be used to going this far and it could give you a really bad rep that would be really hard to change. I'd stick it out till she was 16 because if you say you don't want a serious relationship she could blackmail you into relationship saying "If you don't have a relationship with me I'll tell everyone about you sleeping with me when I was 15" and if something like that gets out to the open you'll have a hard time getting more women. Hope I helped.
. Like AMF said there will be more complications because she will probably not be used to going this far and it could give you a really bad rep that would be really hard to change. I'd stick it out till she was 16 because if you say you don't want a serious relationship she could blackmail you into relationship saying "If you don't have a relationship with me I'll tell everyone about you sleeping with me when I was 15" and if something like that gets out to the open you'll have a hard time getting more women. Hope I helped.showtime17
Don Juan
I got a solution. Take her over on a trip over here to Quebec. Legal age here is 14....
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
California Love
Master Don Juan
Rofl.
MrBond_Age
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You are sooooo ****ing wrong.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
DO IT
DO IT
In 3 months that is.
DO IT
In 3 months that is.
Alen-Delon
Senior Don Juan
its all good dude bang that shyt when shes sixteen or even now just use condom they wont prove shyt if she tells on you
ShizamDaMan
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Night night, keep your butthole tight in prison!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Virginia_IZ4Hustlerz
New Member
Sorry but the age of consent in Virginia has been changed officially to 16 years old as well. Check your sources...
"No, she is 15 and looks about 17. Pedophiles are interested in girls/boys that have not reached puberty."
LOL, no pedophiles are interested in people that are underage. PERIOD.
"No, she is 15 and looks about 17. Pedophiles are interested in girls/boys that have not reached puberty."
LOL, no pedophiles are interested in people that are underage. PERIOD.
j_kat_251
Don Juan
funny how the guy who says "check your sources" gets the most important word completely wrong. then we have some racist who condemns a whole country because he's jealous. probably some sweaty old man who can't even pick up forty year old trailer trash. he's no suave secret agent, just a fat pathetic, hate-filled loser, like half the people on here.
my advice is stay on the right side of the law. the crown would love to send some "cradle-snatcher" up the river, even if you screwed on the night before her birthday. in my state, there's a two-yr max age difference if one or more party is under 18. so know the score and keep your nose clean.
my advice is stay on the right side of the law. the crown would love to send some "cradle-snatcher" up the river, even if you screwed on the night before her birthday. in my state, there's a two-yr max age difference if one or more party is under 18. so know the score and keep your nose clean.
Once a girl is over 14 / past puberty, it's normal for men to be attracted to her. After all, it's in our genes! In the old days, 14-year-olds would have families and children! Of course, this doesn't make it right for say, a 40-year-old to have sex with a 14-year-old, but that's a whole other issue, don't you think? That's why Canada has age of consent of 14. And some countries, like Philippines, where sex at a younger age is part of the culture, have age of consent as low as 12! The age of 18 is just a social paradigm, nothing more.
KnightRyder
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I have never heard of any stories of a guy getting busted under this law, but then again I'm not up to date about the age of content rules with drinking and so forth.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.