Banged a fatty

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Reykhel

Banned

Jun 1, 2018

#101

Murkserious said:
You’re right it’s pride mostly, I’m not willing to be blackmailed or intimidated by anyone, it gets my back up, I’m not a subservient person, I’m an aggressor.

She’s not getting anything from me, hopefully she learns a lesson.

I totally get you.

That kind of pride saved my life one night. I should maybe write a thread about it one day for the laugh.

Edit: Murk if she gets annoyed or ratty again...throw in this line "I thought you people were supposed to be jolly??" To wind her up and for self amusement

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.