Bang a fatty or masturbate?

[MM92]

Currently having a 3 week dry spell and it got me thinking. Would it be acceptable to bang a fatty or a less attractive girl? I'd say yes. As long as you fancy them enough be able to do the job then why not? It's not as if you have to marry the woman. It's just sex. Plus, having actual sex with a real woman must be better for you than masturbating, right?

No prostitutes allowed though as that is pretty sad.

Thoughts?

 

[JoeMarron]

Agreed. As long as you can get it up and enjoy it then bang away. I'd be less likely to do it with a chick that I'd be mortified to be with in public though.

 

[Desdinova]

Why in hell should we care what you fvck?

 

[MM92]

Why in hell should we care what you fvck?

Not exactly about me if that's how it seemed. More looking for general views of others.

 

[Mike32ct]

Three weeks is nothing. I'm not sure that even qualifies as a dry spell lol.

But back to your question, yeah, if you can get it up, sure. The boner test trumps all.

But use your own discretion. If you think you'll be totally grossed out post-orgasm (or have to fake one lol), then don't lol.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Bang a fatty or masturbate?

As a compromise, you could masturbate on a fatty. They are large, slow-moving targets and therefore very easy to hit.

 

[Stort_Brød]

Bang a fatty or masturbate?

As a compromise, you could masturbate on a fatty. They are large, slow-moving targets and therefore very easy to hit.

ALL THE YES!!! hahah

But seriously... who cares at the end of the day as long as you got to bust a nut it is all good. As previously said if you can get it up and finish the deed then why the hell not man. Get a gobby from her first, fat chicks suck d1ck real good, I mean they didn't get fat from not using their mouth right? plus it gives you the opportunity to blow in her mouth if you start to second guess actually ****ing her

win win situation brah

 

[spang]

whats wrong with wanking? 3 weeks is nothing. why have sex with somebody who grosses you out? no offense to the OP, but are dudes out there that desparate to get laid? its like your a slave to poon you just dont know it. it aint like youre trying to lose your virginity.

 

[skinnyguy]

I would rather go on a date with my right hand than with a fatty.

It saddens me how much men have lowered their standards.

 

[TitanSS]

Agreed.

Did one chunky chick in my life just to try it and I will never go back. Body fat grosses me out.

 

[Atom Smasher]

That squishy flesh makes my skin crawl. I've tried to make peace with fat and couldn't do it. For me, lean cuts only.

 

[Trump]

It's funny, most guys have no issue having sex with a woman who is:

- older
- looks average or below
- divorced
- has kids
- has slept with a lot of guys
- prostitute
- short hair
- different race
- lesbian
- criminal

But fat is where they draw the line. :crackup:

But hey, I'm the same way.

 

[Lotus Effect]

It's funny, most guys have no issue having sex with a woman who is:

- older
- looks average or below
- divorced
- has kids
- has slept with a lot of guys
- prostitute
- short hair
- different race
- lesbian
- criminal

But fat is where they draw the line. :crackup:

But hey, I'm the same way.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Approved! hahahaha.

But seriously. 3 weeks can't be considerated as a dry spell. Unless you are already on a next level, that is pretty normal I guess. You should start worrying about this after I don't know, 2 months. Than it is bad.

But anyway, I'm completely unattracted to fat chicks. It just give me the creeps.

In a case of dry spells, I always target flat chested girls. They have a terrible self steem, they are usually very sexual almost nimphomaniacals, and there is always one just around the corner.

But instead of putting effort to bang fatties, put the same effort to bang Sevens. You will not hit jackpot at first, but they are overall easy targets

 

[Night-hawk]

Dry spells don't exist or have a time value for men who choose not to bother pounding lumps of random flesh pipe to think they are living up to a socially contrived male standard. Fvck that. Freedom from the need of pvssy. A Spartan composure in the surety you can get it if you want.
One man's dry spell is anther man's quenched satisfaction. One man's dry spell is another's disenchantment from the spell of pvssy over dik.
You find you cast the spells over them, and sex becomes much more wholesome.

If you want to get nasty on some free range strange, the easiest is the slowest of the herd, in wit and stature.

 

[papawapa]

Banging hookers isnt sad. Investing time and energy convincing a fatty to bed you is sad. If youre that hard up fork over the cash for a good looking hooker with a hot body. No fuss and you get exactly what you want.

 

[_sideways_]

At the same time, if lowering ur standards and getting a fatty instead of not upping up ur overall looks/status/appeal while ur on this dry spell speaks volumes. Up ur worth and u can start saying, should I bang a 7...instead of my usual 9s

 

[MM92]

Bang a fatty or masturbate?

As a compromise, you could masturbate on a fatty. They are large, slow-moving targets and therefore very easy to hit.

It's funny, most guys have no issue having sex with a woman who is:

- older
- looks average or below
- divorced
- has kids
- has slept with a lot of guys
- prostitute
- short hair
- different race
- lesbian
- criminal

But fat is where they draw the line. :crackup:

But hey, I'm the same way.

Two classic quotes there. Pure gold

 

[MM92]

between the, 2 definitely bang a fat or ugly chick.

sex for men is like pissing. sure, you prefer the comfort of the bathroom in your home but sometimes your not home and you really have to go so bad you just go wherever you can

Another brilliant post, haha. Very true also.

Banging hookers isnt sad. Investing time and energy convincing a fatty to bed you is sad. If youre that hard up fork over the cash for a good looking hooker with a hot body. No fuss and you get exactly what you want.

Spending hard earned money for sex is the saddest thing I've ever heard

 

[sylvester the cat]

Another brilliant post, haha. Very true also.



Spending hard earned money for sex is the saddest thing I've ever heard

I don't see why.

I've had bad dates that cost more than a good quality, high end escort would have charged.

 

[CrimsonPanther]

Spending hard earned money for sex is the saddest thing I've ever heard

so what do you think marriage is?
i'd rather spend some of my money on hookers than spend ALL my money on a wife/gf. i usually manage to not spend too much on girls (principle), and spend very much on my hobbies like photography, traveling, aquascaping etc. the moment i would reach the same amount of spent money on a girl per sex as a hooker, hookers it is they at least are professionals, give you quality time and no drama.

all those who shun and shame prostitutes and the use of them, are conditioned by the female-centric culture to do so. WOMEN don't like competition. and a good ho is always competition.

the moment prostitutes become more practical than plates/GF, will be the moment i will switch on using them, and don't give a flying fuk about how anyone sees this.