"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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xblitz44x

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Mods,

Although he's provided us with AMAZING feedback such as:

  • "Stop beating around the bush. Fuc lil *****es who don't know what dey want. Eat **** n die u fucin *****s."
  • "Don't tell em shiet yo. Dem niggaz might try n hate on yo game."
  • "all fun n gamez to the vampire of the two species."
  • "Nah, cuz dem niggaz is to narrow minded to make their own style. Booyah muth af u cka. Fuc AF and AE. So they wanna look good and confident like a million lil ****s running around the mall/ highschool whatever thinkin their hot sh i t."

I honestly haven't seen one thing that he's contributed that is helpful...check that, one thing that actually makes sense! Can we get rid of this guy or at least find out what the fvck he's talking about?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MoMurda

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just lemme express my anger in non violent ways..k.don't lemme come out the leather....
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by xblitz44x
Mods,

Although he's provided us with AMAZING feedback such as:

ROFL!
 

prosemont

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Honestly, I can't understand a fvcking word he's saying.

Oh no, check that that ... I see the word vampire in there.



Btw, thanks Blitz, it was already under consideration.
 

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More of MoMurda's Greatest Hits

If ur daddy is a fatty, da hoe will say oh, no.

*****es ain't **** but hoes n tricks.lick on da nutz and sux da dic. Get da fuc up, and ya donnnne, then i'm out of my crib to make a quik run.

w0rd. Or put it her butt when u tagg dat ass. Take that, and that and that and that!

ya, fuc dat dum cumbag. Her loss.

eah, there called DRUGZ. Holla if u need sumting dere brudda man. bumblacaulte bioyee!

He must be a fag, he ain't fucing ***** so he must be fucing sh it ty a s s holez

For CBs i jus flash alil of the ol .45 S&W, that gets em of n running the other way.F A G G ETs.

"Y'all niggaz ain't wolves y'all soft like baby foxes"...

Fuc yous lookinat...HUH?
I'll kick your fucinass RIGHT NOW.

Did i spell that rioght, ah fuc it, I don't care bout **** any mo. *****es ain't **** but hos and tricks....




Don't ban his a$$ though, dude's hilarious ! MoMurda you da man
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Obviously, MoMurda is on a completely different level than the rest of us. Intense contemplation on his postings will no doubt reveal much wisdom.
 

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Yeah.
First I have to understand his dialect. At my english classes at school they didn't teach us what "bumblacaulte bioyee" means.

:rolleyes:
 

Eternal

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Re: More of MoMurda's Greatest Hits

Originally posted by Golden Arms
Don't ban his a$$ though, dude's hilarious ! MoMurda you da man
Woops, too late.
 

THA REALNESS

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Re: More of MoMurda's Greatest Hits

Originally posted by Golden Arms
If ur daddy is a fatty, da hoe will say oh, no.

*****es ain't **** but hoes n tricks.lick on da nutz and sux da dic. Get da fuc up, and ya donnnne, then i'm out of my crib to make a quik run.

w0rd. Or put it her butt when u tagg dat ass. Take that, and that and that and that!

ya, fuc dat dum cumbag. Her loss.

eah, there called DRUGZ. Holla if u need sumting dere brudda man. bumblacaulte bioyee!

He must be a fag, he ain't fucing ***** so he must be fucing sh it ty a s s holez

For CBs i jus flash alil of the ol .45 S&W, that gets em of n running the other way.F A G G ETs.

"Y'all niggaz ain't wolves y'all soft like baby foxes"...

Fuc yous lookinat...HUH?
I'll kick your fucinass RIGHT NOW.

Did i spell that rioght, ah fuc it, I don't care bout **** any mo. *****es ain't **** but hos and tricks....




Don't ban his a$$ though, dude's hilarious ! MoMurda you da man

He's my evil twin ya'll.:(
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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blitz your such a dirty narc.
 
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