"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BAN ElMac

what shall be done?

  • ban the fool

    Votes: 7 87.5%
  • let him tell us about TD RSD

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • Total voters
    8

Boner da Stoner

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if you know even a basic descrip of a troll, he covers every base and has hit home several times, TODAY!

He has given no advice, inspired people to become stupider, and has insulted people whenevr he could...

everything people say about him outside of a callout directly against him is going to be useless... approach HIM or the mods the only people who are going to make a difference... he's just going to try and amog you and get you pissed...

Please ban the foo!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Boner da Stoner

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"than your all coming with me"
 
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