"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Ban Duamutef

Ban duamutef

  • Yes... we should ban the loser...

    Votes: 21 77.8%

  • No... we should allow morons freedom of speach too...

    Votes: 6 22.2%
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amethyst

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I believe that duamutef should be banned from this site... He is really starting to piss me off with his stupid falamy post, if he wants to be a loser he can go be a loser somewere else...

Thing is I am sick of these wanna-be PUAs thinking they are hot **** when they are really AFC trying to be KBJ... If you don't want to learn then **** off, we don't need ****s like you ****ing up our site even more.

Amethyst...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Duamutef

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I voted yes... too funny for words.

What is falamy, my friend?

:eek:

Post scriptum: wonderful use of democracy, by the way. Especially the 'yes' and 'no' captions. I'd start throwing shyt around, but some very apologetic private messages made me change my mind. Too late for you. Sorry.

Non ti curar di solo, ma guarda e passa...

Dante, Inferno, Chapter II
 
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Duamutef

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Yes!

Duamutef è una pasta che mangia, piggy haired grasso chi lecca la sua vagina delle madri. Costruisce gli aeroplani di modello per una vita ma deve dire ad utenti del Internet a che sia un assistente tecnico aerospaziale - che cosa una vita triste e poco profonda vive.

Sarge Su... ;)
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Do not trust Babelfish, Shezz, it's bull****... it translated your phrase in a bunch of words with no meaning... what is ''he licks vagina from the mothers, which belong to him" supposed to mean? :p

And are you the same person who sent me those two apologetic private messages? I'm tired of this nonsense crap... ^_^
 
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OneArmDeeJay

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Hahah Its funny you would think someone would have this for some other poster who hijacks threads and runs people out off the board and claims to be one of us but really is just a double agent and causes nothing but trouble. But NOoOOoo...

Not going to mention any names. :whistle: :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Duamutef

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Ah, got it. You're a coward. Once you see a bunch of idiots start such threads your insecurity forces you to go and search something to feed your little ego. What about your lousy pm's like ''i refuse to make a fool of myself anymore'' or ''leave negativity aside''? You're not the well-mannered lad you tried to resemble, isn't it, Judy?

But, what the fvck, am I still losing my time with you losers? You're an imbecile, do not bother me with your hypocrite private messages anymore. We have a words for people like you in Italy: 'stronzo'.

Ciao, stronzo. Buona serata.
 
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Q-Pid

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Originally posted by Duamutef
Ah, got it. You're a coward. Once you see a bunch of idiots start such threads your insecurity forces you to go and search something to feed your little ego. What about your lousy pm's like ''i refuse to make a fool of myself anymore'' or ''leave negativity aside''? You're not the well-mannered lad you tried to resemble, isn't it, Judy?

But, what the fvck, am I still losing my time with you losers? You're an imbecile, do not bother me with your hypocrite private messages anymore. We have a words for people like you in Italy: 'stronzo'.

Ciao, stronzo. Buona serata.
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LATIINO HEEEEEEEEEEAT!
 
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Chrisman

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Originally posted by amethyst
I believe that duamutef should be banned from this site... He is really starting to piss me off with his stupid falamy post, if he wants to be a loser he can go be a loser somewere else...

Thing is I am sick of these wanna-be PUAs thinking they are hot **** when they are really AFC trying to be KBJ... If you don't want to learn then **** off, we don't need ****s like you ****ing up our site even more.

Amethyst...
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Man you're a fag.
 
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Man...you guys really have way too much spare-time...
 
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half the people who voted probably dont know who duamutef is.they voted for the fun of it like me.I voted for yes even though Ive probably never read any thing he wrote.:)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Morphiex

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duamutef u talk about people feeding theyr ego alot .... what do you think u are doing when u are flaming posts by other members on this site.... if ur just here to bash what other people are saying , why would u want to do that? .....
like i tried to help you out on this one thread and all u kept on doing was flaming me , well yes u might have wanted different answers, but atleast i tried to help u mate ...
the least u can do is show the same respect that is shown to you......
 
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Well this thread is really helping you guys become better men and be more successful with women...

I swear, if you guys spent more time worrying about your own imperfections and flaws than you did slamming each other you might actually make some progress and there would be less keyboard jockeys here.
 
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