"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Balding at 18?any advice from other bald DJs?

B Clipz

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Genetics has struck.but its ok.I know I'm only 18 and balding(very young) but I'll die before I let it ruin my life.ill grow a nice clean cut beard,further improve my physique,but theres still a little worry that the girls my age won't be acceptive.I know when I'm older I'll be alright,but I still wanna game females my age.any advice from the bald players on this forum?if not anyone?

ps.my hair is still decent with a short Caesar,but can't imagine it holding up for another year and will probably have to shave it by next year
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fatal Jay

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be truthful do you masterbate a lot

if you stop, you will be surprise how your hair will grow back before it is gone for good
 

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sport it my friend, whatever you got, run with it. :cool:
 

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Deep Dish

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I started going bald at 22. I always knew I didn’t have much time, but it was about five years earlier than I was expecting. I've been shaving my head ever since. Luckily, I’m blessed with a really good skull. If you have an aerodynamic head then you can really rock it.

Optimally, I recommend shaving once every two or three days.

But, have fun with your hair while you still can. Now, 11 years later, my hair is fücked.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Black.Magic

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Yeah, shave your head with a razor. Hopefully you have a head like Ben Kingsley's or The Rock's.

But as Style said in The Game (paraphrasing): shaving your head is a choice. Going bald isn't. Look like you made a choice and shave your head if you're going bald.
 

Zerro

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Black.Magic said:
Yeah, shave your head with a razor. Hopefully you have a head like Ben Kingsley's or The Rock's.

But as Style said in The Game (paraphrasing): shaving your head is a choice. Going bald isn't. Look like you made a choice and shave your head if you're going bald.
It's still a choice: you can choose to get it over with and go bald now or choose to drag it out for years or even decades.

It comes down to this: some women need a man to have a full head of hair, more women than you'd think find a totally bald man to be hot, but almost no women find a man who is slowly going bald to be hot.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LMFAO

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Get a hair transplant when you're 30. Don't worry about it.
 

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I am not going bald, so I'm not going to make it sound like I am in your shoes. But I will say that I don't think it matters as much as people think it does. Get buff and you will look intimidating. No one will care that you have a clean-shaven head. Also, people that end up going bald always have very well-shaped heads for some reason; so it looks good with no hair. How is your head shape?

PUA's with no hair:

Style
Man w.h.o.r.e.

Celebrities with no hair:

Bruce Willis
The Rock
Moby
DJ Jeremy Sole
Kerry King


And if you want to try keeping your hair for as long as you can, check out this thread:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142250361&page=1
 
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