"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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bad signals or payback?

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long story short, been dating my girl for a year. we've had our share of fights, but things are real good. shes always been the one very attatched to me, so this took me as surprise. anyways, shes away in spain for 3 weeks. over this time, i have been chilling with a bunch of girls around college, and she is well aware. although i have not cheated on her, she made it apparent that she is suspicious and thinks so.

anyways, i get an email from her a few days ago (she only had 3 days left in spain) saying "we are getting very distant lately, i feel like you're my best friend instead of boyfriend.. maybe just because we have been apart for a long time.. blah blah.. besides that, you have been really shady about other girsl you're chilling with and i don't even know if you're going to come home to see me when you get home blah blah). she ultimately ended with saying 'i need to think about some things, so call me.'

the phone call went bad as i thought, and i asked her what she wants and she says she doesn't want to start talking again until she gets back.. stating that will eleviate the steam between us.

so theres 1 of 2 things she is doing.

1. making herself feel less guilty about possibly cheating in the next few days

2. purposely making me feel like ****, to get back at me for joking on the phone wit her about the other girls i've been hanging out with.

what do you think?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i think she is just a girl

and girls talk...alot. most of what she said probably being BS

she'll probably call you again before she comes home.
 

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well things really took me by surprise this morning. After 1 year of being chased around by this girl who would not let me go, after several holidays with her family, she gets on the phone today and says

"i don't feel the same was i used to and i don't love you anymore. i'm sorry. maybe i'll feel better when i see you in person, but 3 weeks is a long time to be away and i've lost feeling for you."

i played it cool, saying that's fine even though i'm a little dissapointed. i asked her if there was any reason or anyone that may have made her feel this way and she swares on her family's life that it is just because "she was feeling more distant from our phone calls."

i laid down the law and said "well if you don't love me now, you never will. beggers can't be choosers and i will not be waiting here to take you bad no matter what."

she responded with a simple "well if you want to take me back that's your decision, if not that is yours also." chances are, she will come back. i've gotten rid of her before and shes come back almost instantly. only problem is, she's never gotten rid of me.

i'm pretty sure she's lying. they say, if you're not loving someone, theres definitely someone else you are.
 
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