Bad pickup lines

NewMike

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I'll go first:

Me: "Do you work for UPS?"

Her: "no, why?"

Me: "Cause I see you've been tracking my package all night"

:D
 
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"You'll do!"

hehhehhheh :D
 

Starman

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heh I think that one's funny..I think I will use it..

I dont think any line is bad..if it makes her laugh..and you present it in a way that you both know pick up lines are cheesy..but if you use a pick up line seriously..it wont get you too many points..
 

Mukester

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Approaching two chicks in club (UG and HB)

You (to UG): Hey would you like to dance?

UG: Yeah i'd love to!

You: Great! Off you go and let me talk to your friend!
 
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