"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bad Listener=Deal Breaker

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This is an old school rule, and applies better today than it ever has. If a chick is a bad listener to where you tell her something one day, then the next time you talk she doesn't remember at all, she's not worth the trouble. I'm not talking about some small detail here, I mean s**t you'd only forget if you weren't paying attention to begin with.

I know people are going to say "women never listen" and while this is true on some level, the descent ones at least try to. The modern wh0res make themselves even more obvious by putting less effort into listening than ever.

So what did we learn today class? A chick can't listen and remember anything you say, next them. PASS!!!!!!

Rock on :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Really? I never have found a woman who couldn't remember the most mundane details of my life. Most of them can remember what time you brushed your teeth before you went to bed on October 21, 2006.
 

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expos said:
Really? I never have found a woman who couldn't remember the most mundane details of my life. Most of them can remember what time you brushed your teeth before you went to bed on October 21, 2006.
Agreed. Women practically remember everything you say and do, as long as it matters to them in some way however small.
 

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I understand where you guys are coming from, and agree. The women who are descent will remember what you say, be it something big or a little detail like what you ate for lunch March of two years ago.

Women putting effort into listening and remembering what you say is just a sign of common decency and respect, and it's a given them being a bad listener shows how fvcked they are. All the women I've encountered who couldn't remember what you say to save their life have been really awful acting.

Just to name examples of a couple, the first one I've seen who was AWFUL about remembering anything was fvcking crazy and very toxic. The type who would tell anyone about her drinking and fvcking around, and laughed to this friend about her ex being suicidal before trying to gain sympathy from it.

The other was a girl I've mentioned before, and while she isn't crazy she's still fvcked in the head from her giant ego. She was sitting there with some people we know acting like she barely knew me, and asked these general questions about me that all of the other people knew, that I know she knew. They couldn't believe how she "didn't know" anything, looking back I think it was just a s**t test to get me asking about her.

Either way, a s**t listener is a definite sign to steer clear.

Rock on :rockon:
 
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