"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bad ass *****es that play dumb games

SwaggerofaLion

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When i bagged her i noticed it was hard for her to understand me n she responded funny sometimes while i was bagging her. She is a very ghetto chick but before she came she said a few funny things. she was like "u aint gon try to push up on me are you?, u dont know what kinda stds girls got." Then she told me she had some surgery for some cervical cancer **** and that we can't do anything for a month before I had mentioned anything related to sex and i was like why are you even talking about that i havent said anythign. She came to the crib but she seemed very scared and was kinda implying that i poisned food n i was gonna rape her type ****. She had an ass like near buffie status but she was playing games all night and making up **** that I never said. Like she would say "You just said I'm wack?" "You just said all strippers are hoes?"(shes a stripper). "You don't like me?" She told me she been through some bad situations because she is a hood chick but she is blatantly making **** up. And she told me she had surgery in her ***** about 5 times in a row when i was talking about what food does she wont. Then she reaching for my **** and she showing me her tits and ass and I'm like stop if u can't do nothing becuz of ur surgery. At this point shes laying on the bed and i just kept playin hard to get but she kept pushin up on me, then she was like ur lips are very kissable n just put her lips on mine and didn't even kiss. So im like ok, i just move away from her cuz at this point shes layin on my bed. Then shes all over me again. I didn't really know what the **** was going on but my opinion is that she didnt want to seem like a hoe n wants to be on some wifey status ****. She calls me a lot too.

Anybody have a clue as to whats going on?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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SoldMySoul

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Are you serious with this post? It was hard to even understand what you were saying. If you are serious with it, I wouldn't walk away from Ms.Ghettofabulous, I would run!!!
 

SwaggerofaLion

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lmao, i will run. if she calls me to come over which will probably happen i will get head or **** thats it, otherwise, im never calling her again
 

ryannath

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As soon as she told me that she thought I was gonna poison her and rape her, i would have pointed to the door and told her if she thought I was gonna rape her to go ahead and leave.

If you haven't noticed, when a chick meantions something like that, it means she is bad news and has probably put herself in those postions before and messes with alot of high risk guys that could and probably have raped her. She might even accuse you of raping her if she would even bring that up. Do, you really need that drama in your life? No.

Also, she sounds like she is a fcking retard. You should have higher standards.
 
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