"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Backseat Tips?

SemperFi719

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Wadup fellas...
Quick question. When dealing with sex in the car what are some things that should be noted/done differently than in the bedroom. I know this seems trivial but firstly this will be my first time and secondly this girl and I will most likely be in a car when this takes place. Any advice will be appreciated... thanks
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Mikers

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lol
as long as you establish a good mood i'd say anything goes!
Just do random positions like whatevers comfortable
 

tom121

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do it this style



except the only thing different is you are sitting down against the backseat while she is on top of you :D
 

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As long as ur not in a really cramped car or either of you is outrageously tall, it should be ok.

Just make sure u got some tunes bumpin. Having sex while 2 12's are in the back bumpin some beats is ****ing crazy, especially when you are high and horny.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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diablo

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In the days I was limited to my back seat, I learned that it's a good idea to do the following:

  • Push the metal buckles of the backseat seatbelts into the spot where the back and butt cushions converge - otherwise they'll be pretty uncomfortable at the most inopportune of times.
  • Move both the driver and passenger's seat as far up as they'll go, giving you more room to manuever.
  • Fold the backrest of the driver and passenger's seat as far to the front as they'll go.
  • Leave the engine on, and the A/C (or heater) running - adds to comfort
  • Turn off your headlights/running lights
  • Find a relatively secluded area in which to do all of this
  • Wear protection!!!
 

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my main question in carsex is WHERE?

where is a good place to do it at? i hace done it in a parks parkinlot before but i didnt feel safe, i want a place where i can focus on the p rather than on the cops showing up or other cars
 

diplomatic_lie

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Great spot - emergency lane of a freeway :D

Or just park at some shopping mall parking zone. Don't do it in some secluded jungle spot, you dont want some crazy guy with a hook to kill both of you.
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lie
you dont want some crazy guy with a hook to kill both of you.
Yeah, seems like that happens all the time.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Vincent
Yeah, seems like that happens all the time.
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Vincent

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Originally posted by Ziroh
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lol, can't, its not my domain.
 

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Originally posted by diablo
In the days I was limited to my back seat, I learned that it's a good idea to do the following:

  • Push the metal buckles of the backseat seatbelts into the spot where the back and butt cushions converge - otherwise they'll be pretty uncomfortable at the most inopportune of times.
  • Move both the driver and passenger's seat as far up as they'll go, giving you more room to manuever.
  • Fold the backrest of the driver and passenger's seat as far to the front as they'll go.
  • Leave the engine on, and the A/C (or heater) running - adds to comfort
  • Turn off your headlights/running lights
  • Find a relatively secluded area in which to do all of this
  • Wear protection!!!
These are what I do, they help ALOT. The main constraint when having any fun in a car is space. SUV's are VERY nice, especially if the backseat can fold down.
 
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